The Hate List

I Hate.

THE LIST Pt. 1

• Green Swedish Fish.
• Your Mom, Shes A DoucheBag.
• High School Soccer.
• Melinda Bessner.
• My Whole 9th Grade Orchestra Class, Minus 5 People.
• Getting Hit In The Nut By A TV Remote.
• Yaface.
• Basketball.
• Reflection Journals.
• College Application.
• John Kerry.
• The O.C.
• School Dances.
• Football.
• Punk
• Emo Music.
• Wrestling.
• When Tony Does This ( ).
• Rick Fox.
• Religion Extremists.
• Being So Far Away From Hott Edmonton Chicks.
• Being Neglected.
• Those Wierd-Ass Eskimo Boots You Girls Wear.
• Baseball.

THE LIST Pt. 2

• Being Embarassed.
• Macintosh - It Killed My Inner Child.
• Bow Ties, Unless Worn With A Top Hat.
• Braces.
• Chicks With Braces, Minus Two Special People.
• Being Ignored.
• Not Winning (aka Losing).
• Ms. Claxton.
• Spanish.
• Pepsi.
• The Middle Seat.
• Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
• Thieves.
• Triscuits.
• Dark Chocolate.
• Reebok.
• Failing At Love.
• Fujifilm.
• Hitler.
• Cheetos Puffs.
• Coffee, Coffee, Coffee.
• Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
• Wasting My Time On People Who Don't Deserve It.
• School.

THE LIST Pt. 3

• Science.
• Trucks That Are Raised aka Pimped Out.
• Ginger Ale.
• Peppermint Schnapps.
• Altoids.
• Warm Beer.
• Celine Dion.
• Titanic, Besides The Boobie Part.
• Fog.
• Waking Up Early.
• China.
• Mongolia.
• Softcore Porn.
• Saving Money For Something Unreachable (Car).
• Having To Go Pee But Having A Fat Russian On Your Chest Pinning You To The Ground.
• Lubemir.
• 104.1 The Fish.
• Freckle Face aka Lindsay Lohan.
• My Sister.
• Mr. Mitchell.
• My Brother aka My Other Sister.
• Returning Pop Cans.
• Dog Shit.
• Throwing Up.