Crosswalks
For all you fuckers who own an SUV and love to block crosswalks while poor people like me who don't own a severly oversized SUV are trying to cross the street, your days are numbered. I'm so sick of you assholes not looking at anything but the road. 
If you dumbasses looked at the side of the street instead of just the part you're driving down, insurance rates would drop like a concrete block from the 5th story of your mini-mansion home. The other day I was walking down the sidewalk, you know the nice little strip of cement down the side of the road for people to walk on? Oh you don't know what that is, well take a look to your left and right next time you're driving down a city street. Anyways I went to cross the street and some guy pulls up in an SUV. Being the nice and considerate person I am I stop so he can get out if there's an opening. But there's not. So he pulls up completely blocking the crosswalk. Then the jackass has the nerve to give me a dirty look as I cross infront of his precious vehicle. I almost spit on the windshield, but he's probably got some high-priced attorney who would get me for attempted assault in the 4th degree and
they'd lock me up for 10 years for it. Now don't get me wrong. People in SUVs aren't the only one's doing this. I've seen minivans, coups, jags, and all your other stupid crosswalk-blocks-on-wheels do this time and time again. It just pisses me off more every time it happens. Oh and thanks to all you "good drivers" for going over the speed limit even though the roads are flooded and you keep splashing that dirty shit water all over me every time you drive past. Yeah thanks and fuck you!
