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This is a pointer.  It points to something; maybe even many things.  And it even looks like a hand, so you might even think it's a hand really pointing at something!  Isn't that so gosh-darned cool!?!?!?!?! Have fun being bored! That's the concept behind this website; one that I'm finally getting around to updating. Enjoy everything from weird calculator graphs to my classic horrible puns to whatever else I feel like posting.
    Note: Page optimally viewed at a width of 800 pixels (Thus, a screen size of at least 1024x768 is highly recommended). So if the page looks crappy then widen the darned window! But not too wide... Medium text size also advised.

Updates

    The webmaster is currently taking time off from the duties of his own site. Do not report broken links; they are known to the webmaster. When he returns, he shall re-commence updating his website and adding new features. May 25: The Archives get a face lift and a cousin page (as if it matters); Dasfinitions has been redone, and Math Stuff sports an all-new look as well. Not only that, I added "rollover" buttons in the left sidebar for the homepage (here).
    May 24: The Poll is again up and running. In addition, I've completely redone Cool Graphs and the Links page. (P.S. Like my new satire "floater" image? It's small, so you might think of it as a gift for your computer.)
    Apr. 17: Random Crap has just been redone, updated, and added to with the addition of my famous horoscopes!
    Feb. 2: Go to the voting booths, you're in for a revamped Poll, featuring our favorite political leader!
    Feb. 1: The all-new, completely redone Pics page is here! Features new, never-before seen shots and a new design; lemme know what you think.
    Jan. 31: Yes, now you can rot your mind without having to read words! The all-new Art page is here! Oh yeah, spruced up the homepage a bit as well.
    Jan. 30: Added lots of much-needed new jokes to PhysPuns!

Haha, you can't load the image, you don't know what it is!  Unless you're just holding the cursor over this... Fiddlesticks.

          I'm a lit-tle ar-ROW, short and stout... To the left's my tail-esque thing-ie, to the right is what points out... Links in the right sidebar to:
  • My Pics: Just completely redone, with an all new design and photos!
  • Cool Graphs: Potentially useful for not-so-math fans or nerds who wanna learn how to use a calculator to hit on girls, or something saner...
  • Pythagoras Revisited: Several proofs and neat facts you don't learn in high school; the diagrams make for good eye candy, guaranteed!
  • PhysPuns: Enter at your own risk.

Get your filthy cursor off me...Note to self: Quit writing notes to self.

Disclaimer: The text and images on the pages of this site are © copyright 2002-2004 E.Kalish. All rights (and lefts) reserved.

My Photos

Fun with Weird Graphs

Pythagoras Revisited.

PhysPuns.