Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs
and practice?
Harry: No thanks. The Toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick.
Fred: I'm not Fred, Im George. Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother.
Twin 1: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You Should have said something. We had no idea.
Twin 2: Hang on. . . I think I remember him saying something about it once-
Twin 1: Or twice-
Twin 2: A minute-
Twin 1: All summer-
Mrs. Weasley: Now, you two- this year behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've
blown up a toilet or-
Twin 1: Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.
Twin 2: Great idea though, thanks mum.
Dumbledore: Before we begin I'd like to say a few words. Nitwit! Blubber! Odment! Tweak!
Harry: What if I wave my wand and nothng happens?
Ron: Throw it away and punch him n the nose.
Peeves: Shant say nothing, if you don't say please.
Filch: All right- Please.
Peeves: Nothing!
Hermione: We could have been killed or worse, expelled. Now if you if you don't mind I'm going to
bed.
Ron: No we don't mind. You'd think we dragged her along wouldn't you?
Quirrell: There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.
Dumbledore: What happened down in the duneons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows.
Dumbledore: To the well-organized mind Death is but the next great adventure.
Dumbledore: Always use the propper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear for the thing
itself.
Dumbledore: The Stone was really not such a wonderful thing. As much money and life as you
could want! The two things most human beings would chose above all - the trouble is,
humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.
Harry: How did I get the Stone out of the mirror?
Dumbledore: Ah, now, I'm glad you asked me that. It was one of my more brilliant ideas, and
between you and me, that's saying something.
Ron: You'd better hope Creevey doesn't meet Ginny, or they'll be starting a Harry Potter fan club.
Harry: ... Why's she got to go to to the library?
Ron: Because that's what Hermione does. When in Doubt, go to the library.
Hermione: Your Aunt and Uncle will be proud though, won't they? When they hear what you've
done this year?
Harry: Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be
furious.
Percy: Mr. Crouch was quite right not to disclose it. Fred: Oh shut up, Weatherby.
Percy: Mr. Crouch is really starting to rely on me.
George: Yeah, you know what, Percy? I reckon
he'll know your name soon.
Hermione: ...I think Durmstang mustbe somewhere in the far north. Somewhere very cold, because
they've got fur capes as part of their uniforms.
Ron: Ah, think of the possibilities. It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it
look like an accident...Shame his mother likes him.
Ron: ...I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing Ferret.
Hermione: Not going to have a very good month are you?
Ron: Ah well, at least I'm forwarned.
Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice.
Ron: Oh am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging hippogriff.
(Harry) managed to make a fly zoom straight into his hand, though he wasn't entirely sure that was
his prowess at Summoning Charms - perhaps the fly was just that stupid.
Dumbledor: Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be
recovery.