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1. Placebo
2. Catch 22
3. Modest Mouse
4. Franz Ferdinand

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RANDOM LATIN PHRASES
• Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
• Vacca Foeda! Stupid cow!
• Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
• Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
• Raptus regaliter. Royally screwed.
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  here is a dedication to my cool dog jake

  My ultra cool dog jake is a 3/4 chocolate lab, 1/8 golden, and 1/8 husky mix.

  Here are numbered reasons why he owns all dogs
  1. He is my dog
  2. He's a super hero
  3. He fetched my brothers shoe from our lake after I told him to
  4. He was able to recieve satelite television through the cone he had when he broke his paw that one time.

  Here is a little information about jake

  I received my cool dog Jake this summer when my dad and I found him in the classified adds. We called up a day later and the guy said that even though he was a mix he looked more like a chocolate. Well, the next day we went and picked him up. So that is how I got him.

  Well we got him home and he was well behaved and stuff like that. Though he was well behaved all he knew how to do was sit, lie down, and fetch. He is also affraid of the water. But anyways, I spent the rest of the summer training him to heel, come better, and other cool stuff he can now do.

  At the end of the summer we brought him with us to Arizona, via kennel and airplane. Well he got here all right but had to use the restroom, so I found a place and we went home. Well, all went well until he broke his leg, which is when he got the cast and the satelite w/T.V. reception. He got it off later.

  ASIM IS AFRAID OF JAKE

  HOW DARE THEY TRY TO TAKE JAKE AWAY FROM ME!! MY PARENTS ARE BASTARDS!!!

  I'M NOT AN IDIOT YOU KNOW, I CAN TELL WHEN I'M BEING HAD!!!

  HOW DARE MY PARENTS RID ME OF MY MOST EXCELLENT DOG!!

  Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant!

  BOONDA JOKE

  Well, there are three explores. ok? good. we'll, there is an old one and two young ones, got that? good. well, they ,um, are like exploring in the jungle. DON'T ASK ME WHERE!! IT'S THE JUNGLE FOR A REASON! we'll they get captured by this tribe of natives and are all put in this cage. ok so, they wait for a while and then this cheif guy comes and says to the first, "death or boonda" (the order goes, 1.young, 2. young, 3. old dude). so of course he chooses boonda. well this huge-i mean enourmous guy, like bigger than arnold- comes out and grabs the young hip dude, and tears off his pants. then proceeds to rape him in the ass {in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out and so on} then he lets the poor guy go, and he crawls away, rubbing his sore and bloody ass. then, the cheif asks the next guy (# 2) and offers him the same options-death or boonda- so the young one after much though chooses death and says, "hell i've got kids to care for." so he recieves the same treatment as the first guy, and is let go. well, then the ask the last dude, the old man. he delegates for a while, finally, he says,"well, i've lived a long and full life, so i guess i choose DEATH!" then, the tribe becomes quiet, and starts to chant something loader and loader. DEATH BY BOONDA!!!...

  QUOTES FROM FREDDY GOT FINGERED(EDITED ON fx)

  "even if you were poor gordon, i'd still just wanna stay home and suck your TOES."-bettie

  "do you wana SLAP me?"-his insane father who's name i forgot