OTE AND SOME OF THE OTHERS COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THIS ONE, BUT IT WAS A HELLUVA GOOD FUCKING TIME ANYWAY. WE BEGAN BY GETTING DRUNK IN THE STAIRCASE AND ACTING LIKE CLASS-A FUCKING MORONS. THEN WE HEADED OUTSIDE FOR THE MAIN EVENT, FEATURING DARTH SENISON PITTED AGAINST SKYWALKER MIKE IN A DRUNKEN LIGHT SABER BATTLE TO THE DEATH! CHECK OUT THESE UNBELIEVABLE SNAPSHOTS COURTEST OF JASON.

GALLERY SPECIAL: DRUNKEN LIGHT SABER BATTLE

"SKYWALKER" MIKE VS. "DARTH" SENISON

WITH DARTH SENISON THE VICTOR, A BATTERED SKYWALKER IS FINISHED OFF BY CHEWBACCA KATZ AND PRINCESS LEAH!