Each week, we pick one amazing loser and we put him on the site. TFLAJs are considered the lowest of the low, keep that in mind. Comments by ROOF members are included. Here's this week's total fuckin' loser asshole jerk of the week.
Brian "I'm A Total Loser...Really I Am" Meyerovich
Goat: I heard he's got no dick, but that could just be a rumor.
Spiffster For all intents and purposes, it's true. The thing's tiny. I mean shit, it just blends in with his pubes, that's what the other football players told me. Personally, I don't want to validate this; I'd rather eat shards of broken glass and pour gasoline all over myself and light a match off my forehead than look at his quarter-inch killer.
