Hey all, I'm Jeff, and I'm one of the original members of the ROOF. Gunuine, pure bred, New York ROOF disciple. Although I'm not really a huge drinker, I occasionally have a good time with a few drinks. Some people say I'm a very funny drunk, but within limit. I don't want to send the image that all I care about is drinking, so let me talk about some other major points of my life. I play the viola, and I listen to classical music. If anybody has a problem, I'll eff you up son. I do relatively well in school, and as of next fall I will be a freshman at Rice University, where I hope to spread the vast and ever-magnificent teachings of the ROOF. That's all for now. Peace.