I'm Darren, I'm 17 years old, and I go to Stuyvesant High School with the Roof leaders Otar a.k.a. The O.T.A.R. and Mike. I have good taste in everything: music, food, cars, and most importantly, women. Unlike Mike I look for outer AND inner beauty in my women, and unlike Otar, I am not attracted to flat 35 lb. brainless girls with chests that I could iron my shirts on. I go to the gym like Otar and Mike but my pecs are itsy bitsy one's compared to those of Otar. I am an amateur stand up comedian but soon I will be professional. I will be the greatest of all time. G.O.A.T. My favorite comedian is George Carlin and watching his HBO special "Back in Town" 6 years ago changed my life. There is great power in the laughter. I other favorite comedians are Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, and John Stewart, and if you haven't heard of Bill Hicks or Eddie Izzard then fuck you. If you would like to see my show email me. Word to your mother.