This is the first edition of Darren on the World. In this column I will discuss the major world news of the week relating to the wheelings and dealings of the Amerian Government with other countries as well as events in the middle east. The major events of this week as well as every week for the past 3 months or so include brown muslims getting killed by Americans who rain death from the air with such wonderful toys as laser guided bombs, cluster bombs, tv guided missiles, as well as good old fasion gatling guns which turn brown to red really fast.

John Walker has arrived back in America. CNN Says that when he was a kid he was a wigger. Big surprise right? That's how he got into Islam. THANK YOU FARAKHAN YOU DUMB RACIST CAVEMAN!!! (I am not racist and I have no problem with black people, but Farakhan, you are a caveman.) In the middle East the muslims killed two Israeli women in a terrorist attack at a mall. (Shit like that happens all the time there.) Now here is Darren's opinion: The Israeli's should unleash their full military might to crush the Palestinian Authority which is a terrorist organization, and not be afraid of the anti semitic European governments which love to support anybody who's got a problem with Jews. I mean the whole European continent has been trying to exterminate/expel Jews since the Romans framed us for the murder of Christ. How can European opinions on the Israeli Palestinian conflict be broadcast and considered legitimate by anyone? (That is a rethorical question.)

The Israelis/Palestinian conflict is analogous to the American/Afghani conflict as well as the Soviet/Chechnyan conflict. America and Russia are taking care of their problems and Israel is not. The reason this is so is that America and Russia are big and nobody can tell them to exercise restraint. Israel is small so countries think they can boss it around. Bullshit. Israel is a nuclear Power. Ariel Sharon needs to be the badass motherfucker that we all know he is (he proved that he is a badass motherfucker in the 6 day war and in 1981 by surrounding a Lebonese town with Israeli troops turning a blind eye to the massacre of Muslims by Christians in the city :)) and assault the Palestinian Authority and crush it, as well as all the terrorist organizations (i.e. Islamic Jihad, Hamas etc.) which cooperate with Yasser Arafat. Arafat must be killed and his Force 17 must be eliminated. THAT'S ALL FOR THIS WEEK!!!