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Spikey Purring Dresser Gremlins

Greetings. My name is Caroline. I am an Alaskan. By this I mean that I have absolutely no pigment in my skin or eyes and contact with the sun turns me to a charred crisp of human misery. Ever heard of the Lobster Woman? Come to the Last Frontier, and you shall be educated.

Some of you might be wondering: "Alaska? What the Sam-Hill is there to do in Alaska?? Especially if the sun turns you to a charred crisp of human misery!" The answer is simple. We drink. Constantly. Night and day and night again. We don't even know the difference between night and day because we never see the sun. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NEVER SEE THE SUN!?!?!?! So we drink.

This car is unrelated to anything in my life. But it's pretty. I like it. Pretty car... mmmm... oh yeah, back to interesting facts about me. I drive a bug. Or I drove a bug. Now I drive an Echo. That's a Toyota, for all you ignorant cretins out there. Toyotas rock. My sister has a truck. Trucks are cool. See the cool truck.

It's the red one behind the tree.

Check out the nightmare that was my car rebuild

Road Trippin' up to the Frozen North!

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