Jokes

I hope you will enjoy these jokes I made!

Cool Jokes 1

• Why did all the bowlig pins go down? Bescause they were on strike.
• Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating? They think they can't use their hands.
• Why are basketball players always so cool? Because of all of their fans.
• Why is tennis such a noisy game? Because everyone raises a racket.
• Why was the computer so tired when it got home? Because.......it had a hard drive!!
• What did the computer say when a man typed somthing in on the keyboard? You're really pushing my buttons, littel man!
• What is the best way to call Frankenstein's monster? Long distance!
• What goes up and does not go down? Your age!
• How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away it's credit card!
• Can Febuary March? No. But April May