I hope you will enjoy these jokes I made!
Cool Jokes 1
- Why did all the bowlig pins go down? Bescause they were on strike.
- Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating? They think they can't use their hands.
- Why are basketball players always so cool? Because of all of their fans.
- Why is tennis such a noisy game? Because everyone raises a racket.
- Why was the computer so tired when it got home? Because.......it had a hard drive!!
- What did the computer say when a man typed somthing in on the keyboard? You're really pushing my buttons, littel man!
- What is the best way to call Frankenstein's monster? Long distance!
- What goes up and does not go down? Your age!
- How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away it's credit card!
- Can Febuary March? No. But April May