"Seriously, tap it."
|Alright, first of all, I love ass. Here's a look at some of my favorite shapes of asses, and my least favorite shapes of asses.|
These asses are probably my favorite. They're perfect. They fit into your hand perfectly, you can squeeze them with ease, and the feeling of ''I just grabbed a perfect ass'' is unbeatable!
Ahh, can you say, ''JLo''? Well, I sure can. I love this shape. It may be a little bit too big for some people's taste, but those people suck.
''Shake it, shake it, shake it!"
Okay, this may not be shape, but when girls shake their asses, I get a sudden ''prick'' in my pants.
My Least Favorites
If you are a woman, and have this type of ass, end yourself.
Again, not really a shape, but I don't like when they're shaking it, and it just goes all over the place. :-/
Okay, this is the end of my ''guide''. Remember, I LOVE ASS.