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"Seriously, tap it."

Alright, first of all, I love ass. Here's a look at some of my favorite shapes of asses, and my least favorite shapes of asses.

My Favorites

Peach Shaped

These asses are probably my favorite. They're perfect. They fit into your hand perfectly, you can squeeze them with ease, and the feeling of ''I just grabbed a perfect ass'' is unbeatable!

Two Basketballs

Ahh, can you say, ''JLo''? Well, I sure can. I love this shape. It may be a little bit too big for some people's taste, but those people suck.

''Shake it, shake it, shake it!"

Okay, this may not be shape, but when girls shake their asses, I get a sudden ''prick'' in my pants.

My Least Favorites

Pancake ass

If you are a woman, and have this type of ass, end yourself.

Super flabby

Again, not really a shape, but I don't like when they're shaking it, and it just goes all over the place. :-/

Okay, this is the end of my ''guide''. Remember, I LOVE ASS.