--Punk'd New Episode! (5/22/2004)
The newest episode of Punk'd will be Sunday, May 22. Dax is back and he'll help out with Punking Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.
--I am sorry to say I was wrong
If you know the REAL Ashton facts, you know that he isn't getting married. Sorry that I was wrong! But what the hell, at least Ashton is still sorta available.
--Punk'd is back on the air!
Yup, Ashton's immature yet REALLY funny pranking show is back on! The season premiere is on April 25, 2004 at 10 pm on MTV. The people who will be Punk'd include former "Friends" star Matthew Perry, "The OC's" Adam Brody, and rapper Eve. I think the point of Ashton taking a break was to surprise the people who will be punk'd. All in all, I can't wait to see it!!

--I hear wedding bells!!
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are getting married! No matter how much I hate this, he obviously likes her for a reason. Now we all know that Demi is a cheap, slutty, gold digger but Ashton isn't an idiot, he dug REEEEALY deep and saw something in her.

--Ashton and Jennifer?
Yup, a source says that Ashton has a huge crush on Jennifer Aniston. Watch out Demi!! Ashton was quoted saying "I told her husband, Brad [Pitt] 'I bet you $1,000 that I'd get a date with your wife.' He just said go for it but she was not too crazy about the whole idea." Personally, I say Aniston is much better than Demi. She's so much, what's the word...better. Maybe there's hope (but probably not.)