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Hey, this is my disclaimer. It just lets me know that your not gunna pull some stupid BS and sue my assp (yea i meant to say assp) for some lame reason. Screw hippy's who dont like funny web pages ya know? So you gotta at least lie about the following crap.
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By entering my site you agree to the following terms: 1. You are over 150 years of age. 2. You understand that the slanderouse content of my page is not completely, if at all, the truth. 3. If you are offended b y my 'news' you can leave at any time and shut up. 4. All the names are not directly referanced to anything in physical reality, any names mentioned are purly a coincidence. If you wish for a certain name to be changed, E-mail the webmaster and he might consider changing it. 5. You acknowledge the fact that you cannot sue me for anything related to this site, or sue me at all for that matter. Ever. By Entering, you give up the right to ever file a lawsuit against the webmaster, Canaan Beam.

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