Pickup Lines

(no not 4 me... i got a girl already :) its for all u loveless blokes and gals out there)

So here are some!

Dumbass line: Are you naturally blond, because you must be pretty stupid to go out with me.

Flatterer line: God must be sad, cause hes missin a angel.

Drunk line: If you put bread in your pockets, I'll bet it comes out as toast, cause damn baby, ur hot!!

Rich person line: Good thing I've got a Porsche, cause you've got some dangerous curves.

Nerd line: You're like a fruit tree in an onion garden.

Stupid line: Wow, I didn't know the angel on top of the Christmas tree could walk, talk and drink!

Inner City Line: You so fine, they should just nickname u "damn!!"

Final Flattery line: I would use a pickup line, but I'm sure that, looking as good as you do, you've already heard it.

Hey! These all came from, and there are many many more and a whole lotsa other cool shit at ECrush.com!

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