No one has asked me this yet, but it's only a matter of time before they do.
Why did I make this site? Why do I make fun of BSB if I say I like them. Well,
there's a few very simple reasons. 1)I have nothing better to do. 2)It's fun. 
3)I can. 4)I have a sense of humor. 5)They're just asking for it. 6) I am not 
so blinded by my infatuation that I can't see right through them. Now remember, 
children, there is a difference between humor and hating someone. I do not hate 
any of the guys, although I do dislike some more than others. I won't mention any 
names, I'll just call them Kevin and Nick. And if I hear him called "Nickay" one more
time, I swear to god, I'll kill someone. They will never ever see this site any way.
And if by some small chance, one of them manages to take his hand out of his pants 
long enough to learn how to use a computer and stumbles upon this site and is hurt
and offended, then I sincerely apologize. I don't see why they should give a monkey's 
ass(nick?) anyway. They have all the money, fame, girls, and everything else they 
could ever ask for. So why would they care what a little shit like me has to say? But if 
they do have a problem, they can e-mail me. I'll probbaly just tell them to shove it.
Except for AJ. We can plan our wedding. HA!! I wish! Why do I obsess over someone who
wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire? It would take years of psychology to explain it. 
But it doesn't take psychology to explain why I love Howie. Sigh. Although I do think 
something is going on between him and little Nicky. If you would like to see my 
reasonings click here...... no click here.

Well, those were the simple reasons. Now let's get down to the more complex matters.
I call Nick fat several times on ths site. But it's all in good fun folks. I don't 
think Nick is all that fat. He is a little on the "bigger than before" side, but I
think he's still cute. I admit I've had my Nick fantasies. Nevertheless, it must be
done. I call Nick fat because I do not like him and I can't think of any other way to
mock him. I hate him, not because he's plump, but because of his attitude. He has to 
have the worst attitude I have ever seen. If it weren't for that, I could overlook the
fat jokes, but unfortunately that is not the case, and the teasing shall go on. I'm not
trying to be mean, folks. Like I said, it's all in good fun. Secondly, that pansy let 
his girlfriend hit him. HAHA!!! All the humor sites are being updated as we speak. Thanks
for making my job easier, Nicky. And many thanks to Mandu, or whatever the hell her 
name is. I'm sure he deserved it. *applauds*.............................*stops applauding*

The boys have begun to take on a rather, how shall I put it?....... stuck up attitudes. 
I still listen to their music and I still like them. And I am still a fan, but I've
begun to notice that they've become nothing but money-grabbing, hooching-smacking, 
good-for-nothin thugs!! And as I always say, "pansy-assed mammas boys". But 
that don't mean I don't love them dearly. As soon as they lose the attitudes and the
sequined armani sweaters(MTV Music Awards)then maybe, just maybe I'll remove all the
humor from this site..... HAHA!! No I won't!! Cause I'm having too much fun!!

Complex reason number 3 - Sir ALexander Mclean. Or as he's known in the hood, "Bone".
He can bone me anytime. I know some of you are saying "But on your main page you said 
you're gonna marry him" (note to reader, that last line should have been read in a 
sqeauky pre-pubescent little girl voice) No, I am not gonna marry him. I just said that.
I do not wanna marry him.(but I would like to jump his bones)I wouldn't marry him if
he begged me. I don't trust that boy as far as I can throw him. He cheats on his girlfriends.
I ain't gonna have him treat me that way. He did it to Marissa, who he claimed to be
"completely, madly in love with". Why was she with him for 6 years? She should've dropped 
that boy like a bad habit years ago. He may be hot and good for a nice roll in the hay, but
as for commitment and trust....nope. So when AJ comes around beggin' for some sweet lovin'(I
know ladies, it's a stretch, but hey), he can forget it! I'm not gonna dress myself up like 
a hottch and flaunt my ass around town going "Bootie for sale! Bootie for sale! Patti's selling
her bootie!!" just to get his attention. I do have some pride. And maybe even a little dignity.
And like New Edition said, "When I loved you, you didn't love me...............sweetheart, 
point blank, you lost this one." He can take his 
bone and stick it where the sun don't shine.... hmmm I guess that statement could be 
taken two different ways... On second thought, I just remembered Lay Down Beside me 
and he(and Howie) can lay down beside me anytime.

Reason number 4 - "Darlin'" I hate that song. With a passion more ferocious than my passion
for a piece of AJ. If that song had never been written, none of this would have happened. If
they had put Lay Down Beside Me on that album instead of that song, maybe this site would 
never have been made. But then again, maybe it would've..... I guess we'll never know.

Reason number 5 - Kevin. I think that speaks for itself.

Reason number 6 - There songs. Don't get me wrong, I love the repetetive sappiness.(and 
no I'm not being sarcastic). But I have just begun to realize that every song is 
exactly the same. They claim to be different then all these other boy bands that have 
come and gone, but I don't see it. They could make this claim if they maybe wrote some
songs, but they don't. Every single written by one of them was co-written. Which means
they could have just came up with the title or one line, for all we know. Show Me The
Meaning was the deepest song they ever recorded and none of them had any thing to do
with the writing process. A good example of what I'm saying is "Only God Knows Why"
by Kid Rock. This song is deep and beautiful. It's a real song about real feelings. 
I don't know whether or not Kid actually wrote the song, but either way, I applaud 
him for his efforts. Kudos. It's a sensitive side to a pimp and as Carson Daly
said, "It ain't just about slappin' hoes".

Someone said to me once, "How would you feel if you were them?" Hmmm?....I wouldn't care!!
I'd be too busy gettin' laid and buying corvetes and mercedes and bitching about not
having enough money. I would just read it and laugh. I'd be like, "HA! They've got
our number!" They're asking for every little thing I say. They ain't acting right. I'm
just letting them know.

If you would like to send me hate mail, feel free. I shall
greatly enjoy it. But just remember, I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. 
With that in mind, thank you and goodnight.

P.S. I LOVE HOWIE