LOVE MAIL

Well, this section is for all the love mail I have received. These are all real!! I did not make them up, so don't accuse me!!! I know I have been one to fib in the past, but these are real. If you would like to send me more fan mail or some hate mail, which I love, just send it here.

FAN MAIL NUMBER 1

"Hello! My name is Michelle and i have i thing to say about your site:

IT IS SOOO COOL!!!! It it so different from the other sites ive been to. Their all like, "I LOVE NICK", "I LOVE BRIAN". But yours is totally different. You diss all of them and its so funny! And you concert review was great. Their supposed to be where i am this friday and saturday, so i know what to except. Ive never noticed their speach problems before, except for kevin's.

Well, don't wanna keep you.

Bye."


This next e-mail is by far the finest piece of literature ever to grace my mailbox.

"Dear Patti,

You know who I am so I won't bother with an introduction. I just want to state that I think that your Backstreet Boys humor site is the best of all, because it's not biting your tounge and not saying what you're feeling. I know that you don't, because I've helped you with some of the stuff and you tell me just about everything you post. And I admire the way you will not be quieted, because they are people too, and they deserve to be made fun of just as you and I and anyone else who's ever been made fun of is. They're not out of the line of reach. And you've brought that out.

AND TO ANYONE WHO TELLS HER THAT SHE CAN'T POST THIS FUNNY SHIT, WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEACH!!

Rock on and keep exercizing your rights, no matter who's toes you step on. Cuz in the words of the man I love "It's all about the music, man"

Love,
Alyssa "(the Genius!)"
Rzeznik"


Hey... sup love the site...its too funny....and yeah im a bsb fan too, just not a teenybopper dingbat, i do realize that i will never marry them, meet them, sleep with them (my husband would kill me)or any of that... and i just wanted ya to know that i think yours is the best humor site i have seen in a looooong time!! so keep up the good work (especially the kevin digs!!!)
later
Joann


This has got to be the funniest website i've seen in a long time. I laughed until i nearly puked! Those funny pictures and the Nick/Howie thing are hilarious. Please keep it up. I made everyone i know look you up and they all agreed you were damn funny.


You need to know that it's 1.15 in the morning, I have to be up early, but I can't go to bed now because I want to keep reading your site.

I laughed so much that, at one point, I thought I was going to choke. Your concert review was fab and your rumours sections had me in hysterics. Basically, it's a great site.

All I can say is more, more, more.

PS I just love AJ, but the thought of him sleeping naked made me want to bring up my lunch!


AUGUST 13, 2000

your site is one of the best humor sites i've been to so far. Being a BSB fan myself, I don't think they're is anything wrong with a little humor, it's not as if you're saying they all suck or anytrhing like that. I'm sure the BSB wouldn't be insulted by this site, after all if you can't laugh at yourself every now and then, what good are you? I think people who visit this site and get mad at you for the things you say have no right to speak. No one forced them to come to this site, and they new before they enetered it was a BSB humor site. What did they expect?!?!?

To teenyboppers:
I want any teenyboppers at this site reading this to listen up. Writing an e-mail to someone and stuffing your "opinion" (can we all say that together? " opinion") down their throats is just stupid. Imagine if you had a BSB site (not humor) and a bunch N sync fans e-mailed you stuffing their opinions down your throat. How would you feel then? huh? that's what I thought. I'm not saying not to write hatemail (it's funny to see how stupid people can be) but it makes you sound like an idiot,and if you do write hatemail, learn how to spell correctly. Just a little advice.
To Patti: br> good job on the site!