HATE MAIL

Teenyboppers never cease to make me laugh. And to think, they actually think I care what they think. My comments are in red. This is by far the funniest of the hate mails. It should be noted that the author, Holly, didn't have enough guts to leave her e-mail, so I couldn't respond with a laugh. Oh well. Too bad.

"In regards to your lovely message under Nude pics.... People like yourself make me sick. Calling me a sick bastard for wanting to see nude pictures of AJ MCLEAN! What a hypocrite you are for attacking girls with enough sense to actually want to seee AJ nude when you yourself have nude pix saved! I hope you understand that this is a far cry from hate mail. I do not hate anyone,ecspecially not a fellow AJ fan,however I do not think that you are in the right place by attacking girls you love AJ and want top see him naked. And by the way i seriously doubt that AJ would dislike the fact that you had nude pix of him,he'd proably be flattered. Thank you for your time."

Okay first of all, this is hate mail, so shut up and quit denying it. Second of all, it's called a joke. Duh, get it? But I guess you're too ignorant too understand humour. So sit down and shut up.


MAY 21, 2000

ABIGAIL - Abigail@flyzone.net

"You're pathetic and you are very jeleous that you can't have AJ. You do not have a sense of humor and you can not spell. Quit thinking you could have AJ, cause he would never want such a decitful bitch as you are. All the guys are hott and you need some help if you can't see that!! I now see why only 115 people have visited your site!! Get a fucking life!!"

"115? I know what you were looking at, but more than 2,000 people have been to my site. And why am I so deceitful? If I may ask that. And I can't spell? That's the best insult you can come up with? HAHA!! I scoff at you. Look who's talking -"jeleous,decitful, hott" HA! I think you should look at yourself, writing hate mail, and then see who needs to get a life. Now get out of my face for a bust a cap in it. Sincerely Patti"

HER REPLY
"Now I'm all out of comeback's, damn I knew I shoulda went to that class, well no biggie, it's not like I have anything to be defensive about. Just remember AJ will never want you because of your fucking ways and yes you are deceitful, you are making fun of AJ's closest friends you think he'd want you after that? I think not!!! Glad to know you scoff at me, cause I spit on you and thanx for busting a cap in it(makes you sound intelligent)."

MY REPLY
"I would like to sincerely apologize............. for giving you the impression I gave a shit about what you think. Now sit down and shut the face.

Patti

P.S. I see you took the time out to look up the spelling of deceitful in the dictionary. Good for you."

Well, to my surprise she wrote back. Here's what she had to say.

"Guess you don't impress much of any one now do you? That's okay, you don't impress me either. Well, well, well still being defensive I see...the important thing is your still sounding intelligent, I'm sure your face loves that. Well, that wraps up this session of "I'm ignorant anonymous", thanks for joining us Pathetic, oops I mean Patti, we know you need the help...and by the way shut the face...hahahahahaha..."

That didn't make an ounce of sense. She tried to be witty in a sad attempt to either humor or humiliate me. In either case, needless to say, it didn't work. I didn't respond. She's not worth my time. Peace out.


MAY 27th, 2000

DANIELLE SMITH

Please note that she sent this one twice. The first time her name was "none of your business" and the second time it was "Danielle Smith".

"I can not beleive that you have actually coned yourself into thinking that you are a backstreet boys fan. If you liked them as much as you say that you do then you wouldn't say all of that other bull shit that you do on the site. Throughout the entire site you make fun of the backstreet boys young fans. That is incredably obnoxious. For all that we know you yourself are 12 years old. I love the pix on your site, which is the only reason that I actually continued to look at your site, but the over all bitchyness of the site ruins the entire site for me. The fact that you continue to make fun of their fans is really just fucked up. If you are a Backstreet boys fan then you should be happy that their are so many fans otherwise their would be no backstreet boys at all. Basicly you seem like an extreamly bitter girl, the way that you have showed yourself to be on this site makes you in my oppinion a girl, no matter how old you are."

As a matter of fact, I am a girl and I plan to remain that way forever. Did she think I thought I was a boy? I just had to write back.

"I was coned? How shameful. I find it hilarious that you had to send this twice. As if it would make me twice as angry."

Her reply was:
"The fact that you say that you are a fan is what pissed me off. I don't see how someone that says that they are a fan can say the things that you say on your page."

I had to write back cause I like to start fights. It's fun.

"And what exactly did I say that makes me "not a fan"?"

"All that you did throughout the entire website was make fun of them and make fun of their fans. A real fan wouldn't make fun of the other fans. If you were a fan you would be happy that they have fans no matter what their age."

"I didn't make fun of any fans. Only teenyboppers, who aren't real fans anyway. If you'd look back into history you'll see that. The same thing will happen with them as what happened with the New Kids years ago.(and don't argue that they're different cause they're not)The second New Kids started showing signs of trouble, where did there fans go? Where did all the "real fans" go when Donnie was arrested? They turned their backs! Which is exactly what you and every other teenie will do the day AJ goes to jail. Within a year, I gaurantee you will be ashamed to walk down the street wearing a BSB shirt. I, on the other hand won't. Perhaps I'm just a loser, but I still wear New Kids shirts proudly. And I will do the same for BSB. Now leave me alone. I have better things to do."

She then mailed me back claiming to love the New Kids, even though she was still just a sparkle in her daddy's eye when they were around. She also claimed to have their CD sitting right next to her... as if they only had one. Nice try. Next.


JUNE 10, 2000
TURTLE

> "Melissa meant nothing to AJ! He was going out with her as a favor to her because no one else would. He loved me then. And he loves me now. And that, is that. Goodbye."

... Her name was Marissa. Damnit.


JUNE 10, 2000
LAURA
"How dare you ask if Nick is stupid?!! If you ask me, YOU are the one who is stupid! Have you been living under a log of cheese your entire life!? Nick happens to be mildly angoric. Now leave him be. Oh, PLEASE, won't you leave the boy be? Your constant torments will surely be his downfall!

HUSH YOU!!

JUNE 18, 2000

"I just wanted to say that the caps are so fucking annoying and you should put more colors to your site."

And you should bite me.


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