On October 7th, 1999, I attended my very first ever concert. I took my two younger brothers with, because I'm a loser and I have no friends. My oldest brother insisted that if they didn't play "Don't Want You Back", he wanted his money back. He calls it the "cackling song" and it's the only song of theirs he likes. He is 16 and can drive too, and I didn't wanna drive there, so he came in handy.

We got lost on the way there and of course I got blamed even though I wasn't driving. So we got there and as we were walking through the parking lot, I could hear Mandy Moore singing. We bought some t-shirts outside for me and my little brother. I also bought some worthless piece of crap for 20 bucks. It was a program or something. It had some words in it and some live concert pics. But all you could see in any of the pictures were the damn dancers fat asses. Don't waste your money!!!!

So, anyhoo, then we walked around forever looking for our seats. Mandy had finished and was off the stage and I didn't know it. I looked at it and I was like "What? Where'd she go?" I guess I zoned out. All of a sudden everyone started chanting "BACKSTREET BOYS!" Like out of no where. I'm not talking like one section started and then everyone joined in. No. EVERYBODY started at the same time. Like they were genetically programmed. It freaked me out.

Then it stopped as suddenly as it had begun. After what seemed like hours, EYC came out dressed in some sort of weird ass costumes. Everyone started screaming and then they did their thing and then everyone screamed more.

Then there was like 45 minutes of nothing. Every time there was even the smallest movement from near the stage, the audience went wild. There was this guy up on top by the ceiling right above the stage and people kept screaming. And the two stupid girls behind me kept going "Oh my god! Is that Nick? He's gonna fall!" And I was like "Shut up that's not Nick!" I was watching him through my binoculars the whole time.

Then finally the boys floated out over the stage on surf boards and everyone screamed and I went deaf. The rest of the concert is pretty much a blur. I just remember AJ hanging in the air like 20 feet from me in leather pants.

Overall, the concert wasn't too bad. The seats were pretty good. Except there were two 12 year olds sitting in the row behind us. I swear to god those girls had the highest pitched voices I have ever heard. And they wouldn't shut up. I wanted to pick them up by their "I Love Nick" necklaces and throw them over the edge. Then there were these two 10 year old a few rows in front of me that decided to stand up halfway through the show. Then of course I had to stand even though I would have preferred to sit. I don't need to stand and scream like a fool. Maybe if everyone else would have followed by lead, I would've been able to hear what was going on. But I could hear nothing but "AUGH!!! I LOVE YOU NICK!!!" in my ear. They started singing and I didn't even know it. I also had to pee really bad, but I refused to pee in the same building as AJ. I just couldn't do it. Speaking of AJ, he didn't take his shirt off. I felt deprived. But he did do his little butt wiggle twice.

About halfway through the show, I saw the most horrible thing I have ever seen in my 25 years of grace and 6 years of life(I'm 20, by the way). I saw Nick's little "friend" up on the big screen. Well, I didn't actually see "IT".(And it wasn't little) But he did a little thrust and his pants around his groin area just extended. I heard everyone in the section behind me gasp. It was horrible. But now I know Nick's packin'. Heehee.

Somewhere during the show Howie did a little rap, which I thought was adorable. And Nick wore AJ's hat. So overall the show was good. I got a poster and I was in the same building as AJ. !!!!!!! That shall be all.

No wait...I forgot.... they had dancers. Of course. 10 dancers that I wanted to shoot in the face. Always blocking my view and rubbing up against AJ. And then AJ had to go and touch the red one when he introduced her. "Give a big backstreet's back welcome for my girl, Christine." That's how her name is pronounced, but in the program crap I got, it's spelled Kristen. Which isn't even close. That gives me one more reason to hate her.

One more thing. They all sounded like Nick. Kevin was talking once for like 3 hours and the whole time I thought he was Nick. And then I realized Nick is blonde.