Look! I finally kept my promise to send you a card! I feel so...slightly less than completely ashamed now! Plus, all the sites are now pay sites, so I had to steal the free preview's source code to make this card. Be happy: You're getting an illegal card, complete with original advertisements, annoying music and all! Oh, and I wouldn't advise clicking any of the links because I don't know exactly what they're going to do.
Anyway, I don't really believe in the holiday, but I do believe in this card's message. Irish you were here!
