Come in! Come in!
Fortunate favorite of the Queen!

--or else not so fortunate.

You have been welcomed into the Queen's parlor. Make yourself comfortable. The queen may be with you shortly.

Bread

The queen was in the parlor
eating bread and honey.
Actually, dark chocolate is preferrable.

The maid was in the garden
hanging up the clothes
when along came a blackbird
and nipped off her nose!
Some days are like that.

Honey

Bees make honey.
Queens eat honey.
Honey is sticky, but never tacky.

Tarts

The queen of hearts
made some tarts
all on a summer day.

The knave of hearts
stole the tarts
and with them ran away.
Queens should not cook.

Fortunate Favorites

Off with their heads!
Kid Tech·Knowledge
Adventure Stores
Matanuska-Susitna College
Dilbert
Despair

Castle proper

Ballroom
Royal Kitchen
Children's wing
Sandbox
Garden

 Cats

Last updated 07/25/2000