The Guardian Collective

This site is rated PG-13 for violence, cruelty,
bitching, slapping, crude language, mocking, laughing, and adult situations. Parents strongly precautioned.(Ha! I bet your parents barely know you're on the Net right now.)

If you wish to ENTER, do so. If you are just coming because you hate me. E-MAIL ME a death threat and I'll get in touch with my lawyers.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through chunky peanut butter.