~~~ Our Scene opens up in Manitoba Canada outside of the Winnipeg Arena. The camera pans the arena to show the last few fans entering the building. The camera then switches and opens up inside the locker room of Krazy King Mike. There we see Krazy lacing up his wrestling boots as Andrea rubs body oil on his back. Krazy finishes lacing up his boots then grabs a cigarette off the table while Andrea finishes with the body oil. ~~~

KKM: Are you done yet?

Andrea: Just about.... Ah Finished.

KKM: Good, now why don’t you do grab that remote for me.

~~~ Andrea grabs the remote and hands it to KKM, KKM Then turns on the television only to see a Promo showing some highlights of "Nomad" and the words "Making his return to the RKW in the near future" After seeing this Krazy turns the TV off and tosses the remote aside. ~~~

KKM: Big F*ckin’ deal… Baby can you believe this sh*t!?

Andrea: What sh*t?

KKM: Them making a big deal about Nomads return. Like any really gives a sh*t if that angry little bastard makes his return… *Sarcasticly scared* Oh no No Nads is coming back, whatever will I do?

~~~ Krazy quickly changes his look from one of a joking manor to one of a serious manor. ~~~

KKM: BEAT HIS F*CKING A$$!!! That’s What I’ll do… Pffft Nomad… Big deal if that wasn’t the biggest waist of air time I don’t know what was… Hell they act like he’s got the talent of Krazy King Mike. If they were gonna advertise a wrestler they could have atleast advertised me or my show and tell the fans what time it would be airing…This Sh*t really pisses me off… Now I’m really gonna beat the crap out of Jeff Marilyn and the Dickless Angel.

~~~ Krazy King Mike puts out his cigarette and then leans back on the couch… Then with out notice Krazy sits up and puts his forearm through the table While yelling "F*ck A Nomad!" And with that our cameras fade out. ~~~

(Some of the weird letters were sent by KKM for some reason)

(This weeks opening videos starts out with an "RKW Going Global" tour logo on the tron, and all of a sudden Ian Joseph falls of a ladder onto it crushing it. The video highlights stars like Krazy King Mike, Komatose, Doc Holiday, Ian Joseph, Ian Joseph, Rob Cowie, Zane, NoMaD, and more.)

(The pyros in the arena shoot off as the camera scans the crowd. Tweenty thousand strong stand here in Canada for RKW's first stop on the going Global tour. Fans are holding their signs high, and even sporting the "RKW Going Global Canadian Style" T-Shirts are flying high in the air.)

(The camera cuts to a scene showing the parking lot. A long black stretch limo pulls up. The driver steps out from his seat and walks to the back. He grabs the door handle, and pauses for a moment, and then he opens the door. He opens it wide, and no one steps out. Then all of a sudden Komatose steps out with his world title strap draped over his shoulder. He got a small band-aid over his right eye. He walks right past the driver, and has a mad look on his face. He walks into the building and slams the door behind him...)

("Giving In" by Adema blares over the speakers as tweenty thousand Canadians stand and boo in unison. RKW's president steps out on to the ramp, smirk on face, and microphone in hand. He stops on at the top and gets a big wiff of air, and looks over the fans, and shakes his head. He begins his cocky walk toward the ring as the fans shower him with their signs of hate. He gets to the ring and grabs the top rope. He hops up on the apron, and steps into the ring. He circles the ring viewing the fans, and then steps to the center. His music cuts, and he raises his person microphone to his mouth.)

J-Sin Knight: Canada! Welcome to RKW's Going Global 1 tour!!!

(The fans erupt in cheers, but not for the president.)

J-Sin Knight: IF I could be serious for a minute...

(The fans boo as he is mocking Canadian "great", Lance Storm.)

J-Sin Knight: The other day I was walking the streets of Canada, and a few Americans walked up to me. Gruff lookin' men. And they said to "You look like a retarded Canadian." And I stood there for a minute, I think they expect me to hit them, and I said, "Hey! I am not a Canadian!"

(The fans erupt in boos.)

J-Sin Knight: Oh, I crack myself up. Welllll, anyways. The reason I was out here tonight was to ask 187 Productions to bring their asses out her and unveil their new member, and not waste our time with it. So 187, I've set this time aside for you guys to come out here, come on, you've got... *looks at his watch* five minutes...

(There's a silent pause for a moment, and all of a sudden "One Mic" by Nas plays over the microphone, and out steps Doc Holiday. He stands up top in a nice Italian suit with his belt strapped around his waste. Then quickly from behind Komatose comes storming out with his world title on his shoulder. Doc waits for him but Komatose just goes right past him. Doc gives him an odd look and follows him. A ring worker stands in their way with two mics for each of them, Komatose snatches his up and slides into the ring.)

Komatose: Who the hell are you too come out here and bark orders.

J-Sin: I'm the boss, who the hell are....

Komatose: Bullsh*t! RoughKut is the owner, you're just the one who runs things.

J-Sin: Do you want to get fired?

Komatose: Try it, I've got a contract.

J-Sin: And thats the only reason you're still around.

(Doc is just sliding into the ring.)

Komatose: J-Sin? What's stopping me from putting your ass to the canvas?

J-Sin: One, being that you'll be curtain jerking every card, and two I would kick the living shit out of you!

(J-Sin goes to his Komatose with a right hand but Doc Holiday steps in front of the punch, and then Komatose, quickly thinking nails J-Sin with a right hand followed by three more, and a scoop slam. Doc quickly shakes off the right hand and begins pounding on J-Sin. All of a sudden Krazy King Mike charges the ring. He slides in and gives a pair of right hands to the Doc Holiday, and then to a pair to Komatose. He goes back and forth. Finally Doc lunges forward with a right hand but Mike gets out of the way, and gives both Komatose and Doc a low blow, followed by a double DDT.)

(J-Sin Knight stands up and begins stomping on Komatose while Mike is laying the fists to the head of Doc Holiday. All of a sudden RKW's new signee' The Criminal storms from the back with a steel chair in hand. He slides in, and cracks J-Sin over the head with it. J-Sin drops to the mat, and then he swings at Mike, but Mike blocks it with his fist. Mike grabs ahold of his hand, and Criminal nails him with a left hand to the temple laying him out and putting the boots to him.)

(All of a sudden RidiKule comes running down the hand. The fans are very confused at what's going on but he slides into the ring, and begins going toe to toe with Criminal. Criminal begins to get the upper hand but Krazy King Mike uses Criminals steel chair to the head of Criminal. Criminal falls into "The Mockery" from RidiKule. Mike goes and helps J-Sin to his feet, and the three walk to the back and leave Komatose, Doc Holiday, and The Criminal in the ring as we go to commercial.)

(During break The Criminal, Doc Holiday, and Komatose were in back tending to their wounds.)

Doc: Komatose what is your problem?

Komatose:My problem? Well one of them being that I know either RidiKule or King Mike attacked me last week, and the other is having a loss on my record to that little b*tch Otto. And I blame YOU for that.

(Doc just gives him a look, and walks out of the locker room.)

(The Dutch Champion...El Perro...Referee Joe Justice, and RidiKule all walked down to the ring. RidiKule a little exhausted from his dispute earlier on with 187 Productions. This match will have the same rules at the Newbie rumbles. Two men start in the ring, and tag out to either of the two men on the outside. The Dutch Champion, and El Perro are the first two in the ring.)

(The two lock up and El Perro throws him into the ropes. TDC comes back and El Perro nails him with running scoop slam. TDC is quick to his feet but El Perro nails him with a clothes line, and follows up with an elbow drop to the throat. TDC Rolls around holding his throat. El Perro's dog..err. manager is on the outside literally BARKING orders. El Perro seems to understand as his leaps high in the air an connects with a leg drop.)

(He picks up TDC and gives him a swinging neck breaker. He heads up to the top rope. The fans are standing up cheering on El Perro as he nails a shooting star press... He goes for the pin...1...2 but TDC kicks up. El Perro grabs ahold of TDC's hair and pulls him up. He puts TDC's head getting him ready for a DDT but he runs to a turnbuckle, and nails him with a tornado DDT.)

(TDC is layed flat out as El Perro slides to the mat for the pin. 1..2..3! El Perro eliminated TDC but Joe Justice is quick to the ring to start stomping away at El Perro. Bob is going crazy on the outside of the ring. Joe picks up El Perro and gives him a shoulder breaker. Joe bounces off of a rope and goes for a leg drop, but El Perro rolls out of the way. Joe is also quick to regain his footing position, and he lunges at El Perro for a clothes line but El Perro catches him and nails him with an inverted Russian leg sweep.)

(He picks Joe Justice up and moves over to a rope. He sets up, and YES HE NAILS IT! HE NAILED JOE JUSTICE WITH "THE BIG BITE". Joe is out cold. Laying there motionless. El Perro stands up and just laughs at Joe Justice. He drops to his knees and puts his hand on the chest of Joe Justice.)

(1..2..3! El Perro pushes Joe out of the ring, and gets to his feet. He turns around, and is met by a kick to the stomache by RidiKule. RidiKule begins puttings his fists, and forearms the back of El Perro's head, and back. RidiKule whips El Perro hard into the ropes, and RidiKule meets him with an elbow to the jaw.)

(RidiKule picks him up, and nails him a double armmed pile driver. 1..2 but El Perro kicks up. RidiKule grabs ahold of El Perro's arm and locks him into a tequila sunrise. El Perro is yelping in pain, and Bob begins barking. El Perro realizes that he only need a foot more to reach the ropes. He reaches out long with his free arm, and grasps ahold of the rope. After a couple seconds RidiKule breaks the hold.)

(RidiKule after breaking hold begins putting the boots to back of El Perro, but El Perro manages to slide out of the ring. El Perro runs over to Bob. Bob begins barking even louder at El Perro. El Perro is nodding his head in agreement. RidiKule is climbing the turnbuckles, which is definatly not his style. He leaps from the top toward El Perro on the outside.)

(El Perro notices that RidiKule is flying towards him, and jumps nailing RidiKule with a drop kick to the stomache. RidiKule curls up and grabs his stomache, and rolls around the outside. El Perro grabs him and throws him in the ring. El Perro gets in and picks up RidiKule. He moves him over to the ropes, and get ready to put him in his finisher, but RidiKule slips out of it, and nails him with "The Mockery"!!!

(Now RidiKule's adreniline is out of steam. He's laying a foot away from El Perro. Both men are out of breath, and sore. RidiKule finally shows the first sign of movement as he rolls over. He lifts his arm and drops it on El Perro's chest. 1..2..1/2 EL PERRO KICKED UP AT THE LAST SECOND!)

(RidiKule pounds his fist against the mat. El Perro rolls over to the ropes and hoists himself up. RidiKule is too getting to his feet. El Perro takes a run towards RidiKule and nails him in the stomache. RidiKule falls over on his back. El Perro begins putting the boots to RidiKule. Zane is seen now sneaking down towards the ring. The ref is down checking on RidiKule who is very much in pain.)

(Zane slides in the ring with a chair behind El Perro and cracks him in the back of the head. El Perro falls flat on the mat, and Zane slides out of the ring and exits through the crowd. Zane's chair shot happened to crack the head of El Perro wide open. El Perro's blood is rushing out. The ref turns to him with a "Wtf" look on his face.)

(He runs over to El Perro as RidiKule is getting to his feet. RidiKule looks over at El Perro, and begins stumbling towards him. He reaches him and drops to his knee's. RidiKule lays across El Perro...1..2..3!!!)

(The lights in the packed canadian arena dim slightly. They have to, because... well, it just makes it seem cooler. A silver fog, highlighted by red spotlights, begins to pour through the curtain, as Bad Company begins to play. Nomad steps slowly through the curtain, wearing a pair of oversized black and gray adidas windbreaker pants, and a black muscle shirt, which reads 'The 8th Deadly Sin' on the front, and features a sillouette of Fantasia (note to readers who just dont know: Fantasia is the official IPW Valet) on the back. He wears a dark gray bandana on his head, and carries a pair of nunchaku, which he slaps hard against the palm of his hand as he walks to the ring.)

(A ringside attendant offers him a mic as he walks up the ring steps, and steps inside.)

Nomad: RKW.... you fu**ed me over once. Now, I'm going to fu** you over. You see, what these people out here don't realize is.... the RKW didn't want me back. Why? Why don't they want me back? Because they know, that I am the guy, who can take out their entire roster. They know, that I'm the guy, who isn't going to deal with that corporate bullshit they try to pull. When I came to the RKW over a year ago, I was held back. Champions who feared me, were protected. When I came back to this miserable company, RKW's pathetic little president tried to use me as a God damn pawn to take out Jeff Lightning. Knight, fu** you, I'm nobody's robot. So why am I here? Why am I here without a contract, appearing on an RKW show? Its real simple..... because I can be. First order of business...... Komatose. Shine up my belt bro, because you damn well know, that I can and will take it away from you. It's just a matter of time. Oh, and I'll be back later.... just to.... enjoy the show.

(Nomad steps through the ropes, and heads to the back.)

(Charles Purnell is seen walking down the hall in his street atire drinking water when all of a sudden Bruce Charming stumbles up to him.)

Bruce: Charles ole' boy it's nice to have you back.

Charles: Well it's great to be back, just mad that I don't have a match this week.

Bruce: Well next week you go head to head with Pcasto.

Charles: Well that's not very much of a match now is it Bruce?

Bruce: Well I've heard alot about Pcasto. Speaking of which Pcasto is right behind you.

(Bruce stumbles backwards as Purnel turns to be clobbered with a water cooler to the top of the head. Ice scattered across the floor as Purnell lays on the ground, out COLD and Pcasto stand above him laughing.)

*recap*

(Krazy King Mike made quick work of both The Desolation Angel, and Jeff Marilyn. Neither men got much offence at all and Krazy King Mike was shooting off lefts, and rights, and moves here and there. King Mike started to show some tiredness, but in the end prevailed with a double clothes line on both men, and went up top and dropped a double frog splash for the victory)

(Done in recap because KKM was the only one to RP)

(Otto Matik then walks through the back doors of the arena. The crowd reaction is mixed as Otto is approached by RKW's Bruce Charming. But before either speak, Otto sets his duffle bag down and opens it. He pulls out a brand new Gucci Suit for Bruce. Otto hands it to Bruce and then smiles. Bruce's eyes light up as he recieves the gift.)

Bruce: Than you Otto. I needed a new floor mat.

Otto: No Bruce, it's a suit. A good one. I need my manager to look as good as I do.

Bruce: Manager? What? You mean it?

Otto: Sure Bruce. You seem to always some how be around me, so why not make it legal?

Bruce: Alright, this is great!

(Otto recloses his bag and walks out of the picture. Bruce stands there with suit in hand, smiling. Suddenly, he hits himself on the head.)

Bruce: Err...I was supposed to ask him about the match. Dah well.

(Bruce slings the suit over his shoulder and walks away.)

(The Match starts with Zane coming down to the ring. He takes a look over the crowd and then slides under the ropes. Once in the ring, he walks to the far corner and awaits RKW's Hardcore Champion.)

(The Music Hits and The Hardcore Champion himself, Rob Cowie walks slowly down to the ring. The Hardcore Strap is slung over his left shoulder. He breathes on the scrapped metal and then whipes it with his hand. He then stops outside the ring and watches as the RKW crew sets up the ladder halfway down the entrance ramp. Cowie climbs into the ring and gives the ref the title. As soon as the ladder is set up, the bell rings.)

(Both men size the other up. They lock up and Cowie pushes Zane away. Cowie just laughs as Zane pulls himself up. Cowie walks over to Zane and picks him up. The two lock up again. Cowie goes to push Zane again, but Zane blocks it, places his right foot behind the left leg of Cowie and trips Cowie backwards. Zane starts laughing as Cowie stands up frustrated.)

(Zane then goes to lock up again, but Cowie hits him with an elbow before that. Cowie then hits Zane with a lfurry of hooks and uppercuts. Cowie knocks Zane through the middle ropes and then exits the far side of the ring and runs for the ladder. Cowie closes up the ladder and turns to take it to the ring.)

(Zane climbs back into the ring and sees Cowie walking with the ladder to the ring. Zane slides under the ropes and runs to Cowie and springs off the top rope and hits a splash onto Cowie and the ladder. The ladder and Zane land on Cowie, but Zane is in obvious pain in his ribs from the hit.)

(Both men lay down for a few minutes until Zane starts to rise. He sees Cowie down and picks up the ladder. He starts to the ring and finally slides the ladder under the ropes. From behind, Cowie grabs the head of Zane and slams it into the ring. Zane falls back and grasps his forhead. Cowie climbs into the ring, chased by Zane. Both men go at it with Ladder on the mat. Cowie turns to meet Zane, but Zane drills Cowie with a forearm, sending Cowie spinning. Zane walks over and grabs the ladder. He positions it under the Hardcore Title and sturdies it.)

(By this time, Cowie is up and looking for Zane. Cowie sees Zane take the first step on the ladder and then goes to the other side to try and beat Zane to the top. Both men go higher and higher on the ladder. About 5 steps up for Zane, Cowie starts to throw punches. The two men go at it while standing on the ladder.)

(The Ladder starts to lose its balance and falls over. As it falls, Cowie jumps off and grabs the title. He's hanging there as he can't get the straps to come off. Zane flies out of the ring as the ladder hits the ropes. Cowie still dangles from the belt until it finally gives away and sends Cowie and the Hardcore Title crashing to the mat.)

Winner and Still Hardcore Champion: Rob Cowie

(We pick up backstage with Bruce Charming, wearing his brand new Gucci suit, walking into Otto's locker room. Otto looks over at the door and noticies it's Bruce and just smiles. Otto finishes putting his knee pad on and sets his foot back on the locker room floor.)

Otto: Nice suit Bruce.

Bruce: Yeah. I just bought it the other night.

(Otto stares at Bruce and shakes his head.)

Otto: Yeah, sure.

Bruce: But anyway, I need to ask you...wait. Why are you ready so early?

Otto: Well...I don't know. Why not?

Bruce: Oh yeah. Doc Holiday. Before I forget. You and Doc Holiday..tonight.

Otto: Yeah. It's myself against Doc Holiday. I took out 1/2 of that 187 Productions last week and I'll be damn sure to change that half to a full. 187 is nothing. They've never been nothing. And I'll be the one to prove it.

Bruce: Speaking of 187 and all that shiznit, are you the one President Knight has designated to help him out?

(Otto just laughs and shakes his head no as the scene fades out.)

(Gibson and Joseph both stood in the ring, the stare down continued for a few seconds before Ian spit in Gibson face, Gibson tried for a punch but Ian ducked and hit a quick spear on Gibson, causing Gibson to hit the mat with extreme force,)

(Ian continued the assault with with a leg drop and a cover 1......2....Kick out by Gibson, Ian outraged by the ref's count gets up and starts arguing with the ref, Gibson meanwhile struggles to get to his feet and when Ian turns around Gibson nails him with a Clothesline to the outside, but Ian lands on his feet dazed about his surroundings.

(Gibson jumps to the outside and comes around behind Ian and grabs him by the back of the head and drags him the steel steps, and tries to shove his head into the steps but Ian blocks it and puts Gibson's head into the steel.)

(Ian starts to stumble by the ringside area as the Ref starts yelling at Ian to get back into the ring, Ian starts yelling back to the referee as out of the crowd comes CRIMSON! )

(CRIMSON PICKS UP GIBSON and hits THE BLOOD BATH!!!! Ian climbs in the ring as Crimsonn rolls Gibson's body into the ring. Ian goes over falls ontop of Gibson.....1....2....3!!! IAN JOSEPH is the #1 Contender)

Winner via Pin: Ian Joseph

(NoMaD is seen walking in the back tearing up absolutly anything and everything in his way. We have word he was enraged because he went looking for President Knight, but Knight wasn't in his office. All of a sudden Hardcore champion Rob Cowie walks up to NoMaD.)

Rob: What the hell is your problem pal?

NoMaD: Son, you don't want a piece of this so you better back the hell up before you end up just like Jeff Lightning.

Rob: Please, you ain't scaring anybody.

(NoMaD gets up in Rob Cowie's face.)

Rob: Ya' know what NoMaD, let me, TEST your skills. Next week's HardKnox at the G-Mex Arena, you and me, one on one, what do ya say, and I'll even bring this baby right here.

(He pats his belt)

NoMaD: Rob, you're a fighting champ with either no brains or alot of balls. But you keep that little title because aiming higher. But yeah, you're on, next week I'll wreck you like I plan on doing to the rest of RKW.

(Rob gives NoMaD a little shoves, and turns around to walk away. NoMaD looks at his chest, and then charges after Rob Cowie, connecting with a forearm to the back of his head. Rob hits the floor, and NoMaD begins stomping away at Rob Cowie, and then he stares into the camera.)

NoMaD: Knight, you're next...

("Still Fly" by the Big Tymers hits the speaker system. The fans erupt as Otto Matik, who holds a recent win over Komatose walks out on the ramp. He views the crowd, and makes his way to the ring. )

(Then all of a sudden "One Mic" by Nas hits the speakers. The Criminal steps out on the ramp followed by Doc Holiday. The two men that make up one third of 187 Productions make their way to the ring. Otto Matik is already in his fighting stance, because he's not sure what to expect, but The Criminal just takes his place on the side of the ring as Doc Holiday slides into the ring with his I.C. title around his waste.)

(He raises it high as if to mock Otto. Otto just passes it off, and lets Doc hands it to Criminal. The two high flyers just stare eachother down. The bell rings, and the go for a quick tie up. Doc whips Otto in to the ropes, Doc misses a clothes line attempt, and Otto comes back with a cross body block. Both men are quick to their feet.)

(They go for another tie up but Otto slides under it and gets a waste lock on Doc. He tries for a belly to back suplex, but Doc in mid air reverses it into a torso flip. He tries for the pin but barely gets the one count. Otto rolls out of it and grabs the ropes. He jumps to the second rope and nails Doc with a second rope moonsault.)

(But Doc manages to break the pin on that attempt. The two men are back up. Otto charges Doc but Doc drops for a drop toe hold but Otto jumps his legs, and meets the other side of the ring where The Criminal is pulling down on the top rope. Otto goes flying out of the ring and smashes hard into the guard rail.)

(Doc runs and jumps on to the top turn buckle, and he leaps at Otto meeting him with a knee to the midsection. Otto rolls around grabbing his stomache. Doc picks Otto up by the hair and tosses him back into the ring. Doc gets up on the ring apron, grabs it with both of his hands and launches himself into the ring, doing a flip and nailing Otto with a leg drop.)

(Doc goes for the pin but Otto manages to kick up after a 2 count. Doc grabs Otto by the arm and drags him over into the corner. Otto is laying there as Doc begins climbing the turnbuckles. Doc gets up top and looks over the fans he then leaps and nails Otto with the 187!)

(Doc gets up and looks over at Criminal and smirks. But all of a sudden J-Sin Knight steps out on the top of the ramp. He is waving to the back as Krazy King Mike, and RidiKule come running out. Criminal tries to get in their way but KKM attacks him and the two start going at it.)

(RidiKule slides into the ring and Doc nails him with a right hand. He nails him with two more. The Criminal who is outside nails knocks KKM down and slides into the ring. Otto Matik is at the same time getting to his feet. The Criminal slides in and is too pounding on RidiKule whom is agains the ropes, Otto gets up and The Criminal levels him with a clothes line.)

(The ref rings the bell. But the wreslters don't seem to care. They are going at it, and KKM joins the action in the ring. The world champion Komatose runs down to the ring and take off where he too left off. J-Sin Knight whom' Komatose ran right by is now in pursuit of Komatose. The six men are all in the ring going tooth and nail and blow for blow.)

(All of a sudden the lights turn off... The fans get louder yelling for them to come on. About thirty seconds later they are on again, and the camera is now at a far away view. All you can see is bodies everywhere, and a man standing in the ring something in his hand. The camera views in more.)

(It now reveals, 187 Productions, Otto Matik, and Knight's stable all laying around the ring. And NoMaD stands there in the center of the ring, a chair in one hand, and J-Sin Knight by his side knocked out on his knees, but NoMaD's holding him up by his hair. The scene goes to black as the RKW copy write logo appears in the bottom of your screen.)