Christian Humor
Being a Christian isn't always serious and somber - we like to cut up and have fun like other folks :) I'd like to dedicate this page to "the lighter side" of Christiandom... I hope you enjoy these clean jokes. And stop back by from time to time - as I find other jokes I will be replacing these to keep this page fresh and entertaining.
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel microphone,
and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform,
jerking the microphone cord with him as he went back and forth.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in his cord and
nearly tripping himself before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third row
leaned toward her mother and whispered
"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
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Six-year-old Angela and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally his big sister had had enough."You're not
supposed to talk out loud in church." she said.
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel said
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said
"See those two men standing by the doors?
They're hushers."
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Whenever your kids get out of control, you can take comfort
in knowing that even God's omnipotence didn't extend to His children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing He told them was "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve...we got forbidden fruit!"
"No way!"
"Yes way!"
"I said don't eat that fruit!" God said
"Why?"
"Because I am your Creator and I said so!" said God,
wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw the kids having a fruit break
and He was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit." asked the First Parent.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno" Eve answered.
"She made me do it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have kids of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has remained the same
ever since that fateful day.
But there is a reassurance of sorts in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your kids wisdom
and they haven't taken it...don't be too hard on yourself.
After all, if God had trouble handling children,
what makes you think it's going to be a piece of cake for you?
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