We only have sounds at the moment. These sounds are the ones we have currently, we'll get more as well as movies as they come up.

Mulder Sounds:

Mulder: Why don't you go to the bathroom and clean yourself off. If you're not out of there in three minutes, i'm coming in there to kill you.

Mulder: Scully are you coming on to me?

Mulder: Scully, would you think of me less of a man if I told you I was kind of exited right now?

Mulder: No, Jorge, don't touch that red button. Nojo on the Rojo.

Man: I can smell you a mile away.

Mulder: Oh, well they tell even though my deoderant is made for a woman it's strong enough for a man.

Mulder: And Holman, I do not gaze at Scully.

Mulder: 'Cause I know how much you like snapping on the latex.

Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing?

Mulder: I've been on an airplane for three hours. I don't speak Japanese, but I think some buissness man told me to stick a piece of sushi where the sun don't shine.

Mulder: Yooooo!!!

The ever-famous hallway scene...

Scully Sounds:

Scully: Meanwhile, I've quit the FBI and be come a spokes person for the abroller.

Scully: Well, of course he didn't actually say bleeped he said--

Scully: Eyes foward...put your hands where I can see them...don't turn around or i'll blow your head off.

Scully: (very soothing, sexy voice) Her name is Bambi?

Scully: Mulder, if you had to do without a cell phone for 2 minutes, you'd lapse into Catatonic Schizophrinia.

"Well it seems to me, that the best relationships, that ones that last...are frequently the ones that r rooted in friendship...You know one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before...like a switch has been flicked somewhere...and the person who was just a friend...is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine your self with."

Scully: Man, that guy really pisses me off.

Scully: You set us up. You're in on this with Lucas Henry. This was a trap for Mulder because he help put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good you son of a bitch!

Scully: He said I said what?

Mulder & Scully Sounds

battleship.wav

Scully: Why don't I have a desk?

Mulder: What do you mean? I always assumed that was your area.

Scully: Back there...

Mulder: Okay, so we'll have them send down another desk, and there won't be any room to move in here, but we can put them really close together, face-to-face, mayber we can play some battleship.

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bustline.wav

Scully: I identified with Betty's bustline.

Mulder: Yessssss, I did too.

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body heat.wav

Scully: Mulder, you need to keep warm. Your body still in shock.

Mulder: I was once told that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who's already naked.

Scully: Well, maybe if it rains sleeping bags, you'll get lucky.

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dana.wav

Mulder: Dana!? He never even knew your first name!

Scully: You're going to intruppt me or what?

Mulder: No, go ahead...Dana.

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date.wav

Scully: Look Mulder, I have to go.

Mulder: What you got a date or something?

Scully: (silence)

Mulder: Yo-you're kidding?

Scully: Mulder, I have everything under control, I will talk to you later.

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furniture.wav

Scully: You know Mulder, sometimes I think some work in your communication skills woulden't be such a bad idea.

Mulder: I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture...'kay?

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iced tea.wav

Mulder: You'd be in trouble jus sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see yuo carry official reprimand in your career file because of me.

Scully: Fox...

Mulder: (Laughs) And I even made my parents call me Mulder...mulder.

Scully: Mulder, I woulden't put myself on the line for anybody but you.

Mulder: If there's and iced tea in that bag, it could be love.

Scully: Must be fate Mulder...root beer. Your delirious. Go home and get some sleep.

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ass.wav

Scully: You know Mulder, this goes against the Bureau's poilicy of male and female agents consorting in the same hotel room while on assignment.

Mulder: Ty any of that tail-hook crap on me, Scully, i'll kick your ass.

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mental illness.wav

Scully: Non-centical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness.

Mulder: You trying to tell me something?

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my life.wav

Mulder: You were just aside, this work is my life.

Scully: And it's become mine.

Mulder: You don't want it to be?

Scully: This isn't about you. Or maybe it is indirectly. I don't know.

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not funny.wav

(Scully and Mulder both scream, Mulder laughs)

Scully: It's not funny!

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tapes.wav

Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine.

Scully: Good because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.

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they're here.wav

Scully: They're heeeeeeeeere!!

Mulder: They may be.

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violent impulses.wav

Scully: This seat taken?

Mulder: No. But I should warn you, i'm expiriancing violent impulses.

Scully: Well, I'm armed so i'll take my chances.

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wedding.wav

Mulder: So, how was the wedding?

Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?

Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet?

Scully: Maybe...

Other Characters:

Frohike: If that's the lovely Agent Scully, let her know i've been working out. I'm buff.

CSM: Payback's a bitch.

Miscelanious:

Gillian: To date, your phone tips have led to the capture of 400 dangerous fugitives. Not one alien, not one sewer monster, not even a vampire. Get with it people!

Gillian's '98 Emmy Speech (for Best Actress in a TV Drama). It's sweet and funny. She talks about when she was a teenager and thanks her family.

This is hilarious! It's when Gillian was on Frasier. She is Jenny's voice with a frisky Tacoma accent. Hilarious...in one word.

Gillian singing "Joy to the World" at one of the X-Files Expos.

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