OH MY GOD!! LANCE IS BLACK!!

"The right side of my mustache is growing wildy out of control. Should I shave it? What do you think? Speaking of growing wildly out of control, check out my forehead."

"Uh...guys....there's something....written on..... my torso."

KEVIN - "My, Nick sure has gotten tall... and handsome."
BRIAN - "Kevin watch out!!! Nick's behind you!! And he's looking pasty!!!">

"What's with this couch? Is that shag carpet? We must be in AJ's house."

KEVIN - "What?... Nick? Is that you? I can't hear you? What? Nick! Where are you?!"
NICK - "I'm right behind you dumbass. Take your headphones off."

"Yeah, we had sex that night and.... Mom?! What are you doing here?!

NICK - "Hey , I look like a girl, but check out my biceps."
HOWIE - "See that lump in my arm? Those are gummy bears."
AJ - "OW!! Brian bit me!!"

Did someone actually look at these guys back then and think they'd make a good looking group? No wonder Europe embraced them. And I thought Americans were stupid.

Rebel without a shoe.

Um... this pic disturbs me... and what is Kevin doing?!

BRIAN - "I'm sorry we lied all those times!
NICK - "I didn't think the mirror would just...break like that"
BRIAN - "I'm so sorry!!"
NICK - "It hurts, Brian! It hurts!"

AJ - "Kiss me."
BRIAN - "... Well... okay, but only if you kiss me."

AJ - "I'm so horny right now, I'd even do Howie... again."
KEVIN - "Man, why'd we make that promise that we couldn't have sex with our fans?"
BRIAN - "I'm gonna be late for church."
NICK - "I'll pretend I'm thinking."
HOWIE - "I like silk... especially on Nick."

Whose hand is that? And what is it doing? And if it belongs to the person that put AJ in that shirt, it should be chopped off and fed to Nick.

AJ - "Harder, Howie! HARDER!"
HOWIE - "Careful, you're gonna rip my foot off!"

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?!!!