Where Nuclear Weapons
and Fluffy Kittens
Come together In The Hellishly Violent Arena of War!
(Didn't think id get rid of the old slogan, did
ya?)
(But what about this one?)
Existence is futile! You will be Eviscerated!
NukeWar
has long been a showcase for my many talents. Providing you with a
window into my psychotic mind. This new version of NukeWar, complete
with totally awesome graphics that can kick the balls off of any
capitalist "work for money" web designer out there, will
have more of a focus on mods that I am currently working on. This page will also see the continuation of
my ship pack, which includes all my 100% original ships and weapons
for Freespace 2, as well as my mods for classic Quake.
As for me, I am 21 years old, I have an Associate of
Arts Degree in Microcomputer Networking, I like death metal, and I
am frequently mistaken for Ozzy Osborne. I work for a chain of pawn
shops here in Phoenix, selling unclaimed pawn shop merchandise on
eBay. I thought about putting my picture here, but I don't want to
frighten you. But who gives a shit! Just try not to turn to stone.
He He He.
I am
well known at several bars throughout the Phoenix area, where I chug
a shit load of Guinness and down shot after shot of Tequila. I am
well known by local hard rock band Double Shocker for my brutal
Moshing abilities, my Guinness chugging, my puking habits, and my
technical prowess. I am trying to get into the marine corps, but for
some reason, they think I am insane. so I must get a psychiatric
evaluation and try to act normal.