Mr. Saturday Morning's Site Of Fun And Profit

Yes, Thats right you have stumbled into my site of fun and profit.

Why is it my site of fun and profit you ask?

*Fun* because...well...it just is so get off my back!!

*Profit* I will get women addicted to my site by using a series of "Subliminal Messages". These "Messages" will say such things as "Jim is the sexiest man alive", "All women shall get on their knees while in Jim's presence" and "Jim is #1!". Once these "Subliminal Messages" take effect I will start charging "money" and "sexual favors" to see my site..therefor gaining "profit" and "sex"....possibly "world domination" too, but one thing at a time please.

What I never understood is why does the bad guy always give away his "evil plan" before he sets out to accomplish it or before he's sure the good guy is dead.....hmm....well its a good thing i'm not that dumb....

Hey all, I'm still trying to decide what in the bloody hell I'm going to put on this site. I'm also still trying to get my damn scanner to work so I can some pictures up. This internet stuff is hard work. Anyway I'm running on no sleep...its funny how creative people are without any sleep...unfortunatly, I'm not one of those people. Oh well. All I can say is Check out the little bit I do have on this site and enjoy.

If you have any advice or something you would want to see on the site then getatme and write it in my guest book....if its working... If its not the e-mail me..i think my addy is in my bio section.

Thanks,

Mr. Saturday Morning

FRIENDS SITES

MY SISTER'S SITE, INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHO'S SITE. SHE'S STALKING ME.
THE SKIPPER'S SITE
MY FRIEND RYAN'S SITE

MONEY SITES

THE OFFICIAL TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE SITE!!
WWF'S OFFICIAL SITE
THE ROCK'S WEBSITE
ROB VAN DAM'S WEBSITE
JUSTIN CREDIBLE'S WEBSITE
TAZZ'S SITE
THE PEOPLE'S WRESTLING WEBSITE
THE SUBLIME SPOT
SUBLIME'S OFFICIAL SITE
LIMP BIZKIT'S OFFICIAL SITE

IMPORTANT INFO

STUFF ABOUT ME
TO THE WOMAN I LOVE.
A PAGE FOR STEPHO AND AND MY DEALINGS WITH ''STALKER #9''
VIK, HERE. NOW SHUSH!! :)
THE LIFE OF A ''ZOO BITCH''
THE RULES OF JUNK (READ IF YOU HAVE JUNK OR HAVE EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH JUNK)