Without question, Ronald McPimpin' is a funk food visionary.  At a time when big business scoffed at the idea of a restaurant that targeted pimps and hoes, he persevered and created MackDonalds. After failing with such soul food enterprises as Mother F'n Chicken and Big Bucks Coffee, McPimpin' hit a flavor filled home run with MackDonalds. On Apr 15, 2006 McPimpin' announced the one millionth funkburger sold and his two millionth hoe smacked!

MackDonald's menu includes Funkburgers, Pimprounds, Big Mack, Ten Incher with Cheese, Big N' Nasty, foot long Ballsdeep Weiners, Fly Roasted Deez Nuts, Chicken McSuckits, Home Fries, Honkenberry Desserts, McFunky Dairy Desserts, Fur Pies, Nookie Cookies, and soft drinks (Pimp Juice, Mountain Spew, and Pimpsi) and other beverages (including 'Tang). In addition, the waitresses sell a variety of other "services" during limited-time promotions. 

In an effort to attract lil' pimps, MackDonalds also targets the tweens with a variety of entertainingly funky MackDonaldland children's characters.  These include the Turd Burgler, the Fly Guys, Mayor Goldie McChump, the Po'lice Officer Big Mack, and Mack "Yo Momma" Tonight.    Of course, nobody can forget the lovable, hugable, king of MackDonald, Ronald McPimpin' (AKA Ronald McDoingit or Ronald McDidyourmommasbutt).

In addition to a new breakfast menu, including Frosted Funks and Deez Nuts Crunch, MackDonalds has been increasing its marketshare by having spokesperson Mr. T pity any foo' who doesn't try a Big Mack with Ronald's special sauce.