ok, so you made it here. now what?
Hello People. Just so you know, I am not looking to win any awards for this page nor do I care. Here I just express what is going on inside my mind and post some pretty cool things I found along the way. What my intent is to make you think. Why , in this crazy world, are things like they are ?
RANDOM THOUGHTS...... Spotted on the back of a Tee shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad:
If you see me running, try to keep up...... {You have the right to remain silent ....anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you !
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Don' t you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do Practice ?
Ever wonder if it is ok to scream out your own name during sex?
People who masturbate in the shower tend to get horny when it rains!..*L*
Think about it..... The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed.
Remeber this guy?
(crack at commercialism)
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To the rest of my friends....no names, you know if your are or not, this is to you.
And yes ladiesI am single! *LOL*
You can find my profile at http://www.Loveline.com
Handle = Cruzerm
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