You might be a redneck if...
"You might be a redneck if...you are older than your uncle."
"You might be a redneck if...you think the word c**ktail refers to the long feathers on a roosters ass"
"You might be a redneck if... your 8 month old son has more teeth than you do"
"You might be a redneck if... you've ever ridden a horse through the drive in at McDonalds"
"You might be a redneck if...YOU SHOT YOUR TRUCK JUST TO GIVE IT CLASS"
"You might be a redneck if...YOUR PRESENT TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN IN MORE THAN 5 VEHICLES"
"You might be a redneck if...you wash your truck with
the same stuff you clean your guns with"
"You might be a redneck if...you have better luck deer hunting with your truck than your new rifle"
the same stuff you clean your guns with"
thats all for not I'll have more soon e-mail me
