Here it is, my collection of dead baby jokes. Collected from various sources whom I've tried to credit with each one. But first of all, why dead baby jokes? What kind of sicko am I?
Well, I like hearing dead baby jokes, because personally I find them humorous, and I like tell them, because you're assured of getting a reaction. So here goes:
Q: What's the difference between a dumptruck full of bowling balls and a dumptruck full of babies?
A: You can use a pitchfork on the babies.
Q: What's small, and shiny, and blue?
A: A baby with a plastic baggy over its head.
Q: What's small, and slimy, and green?
A: The same baby one year later.
Q: What's black, and bubbling, and clawing at the door?
A: A baby in a microwave.
(The last four were told to me by Matt Maury, and what got me started on this grotesque quest)
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
(Submitted by Sara Sprowls)
Q: What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A: A baby on a bed of nails.
Q: What's grosser than nailing a baby to a post?
A: Pulling it off.
(The last two were submitted by Brandy Wilson)
Q: What's small, and silver, and runs into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: What's grosser than a dead baby?
A: A pile of dead babies with one live one at the bottom eating its way out.
(The last two were submitted by Ashley Doane)
If you have any dead baby jokes you'd like to submit, just send 'em to me.
