ALL of my friends are crazy. here is a short description about them.
Brittany (aka Bodacious Brittany, Martha Stewart)---you are one funny girl. you are never afraid to speak your mind (even though it can get you in deep shit). we have had so many great times. i won't mention the bad ones. i have to say that one of my favorite memories is Sunday Night Golf. we are going to have so much fun in LA this year. TUBE TOPS!!! i can still learn lots from you even though we are married. we always have fun trying to avoid Baked Potato and that crazy STD man that always is around. GOD! he makes me wanna barf. you are the best witchy friend anyone could ask for!!!
Sara (aka SuperSaraStar, SpaceSlutSara)---i just wanna be a rocker and a lover!!! thankfully, you, me and seth are the only ones who would get that. even though you lick greeting cards, i still think that you are pretty kewl! i'm so happy that you are going to go to LA with me and britt! and i'm sure that we will all have fun in Egypt. "i'll smother you with my pelvic juices!!" tune in to Tokyo.
Maggie---My pisces soul sister! i love you so much!! i'm so glad that you are back in town so that we can all go have coffee at Jimbo's. that was pretty cool when you blew that bubble and it went up your nose!!
Brie---you have the worst luck with liquids that i have ever seen. and you CONSTANTLY lose shit. but, i guess i love you anyway. don't you ever (EVER) forget Troll Girl and Fat-Ass. you know, those ugly girls who sat across from us in english and looked at us seductively. it seems that whenever you and me sit together, we always have the misfortune of sitting across from weirdos.
katie---do you remember the first time you and i played spies? i think it was the time that you and i hung out on my garage roof for an hour waiting for my mom to come home. we should do that again. and this time throw water balloons at her. thank you so much for letting me come over for midnight tea! we need to return to the days when it was exciting to sneak out. may your days be filled with creamy peanut butter!!
the crossing guards---it's so exciting to see you guys everyday and witness your people skills. you guys make me feel like the un-official crossing guard! thank! ps. jerry, you are the meanest person in ketchikan!!
brittany hassell---just think, without your html skills, the world wouldn't be able to view my genius. you are my yoda. except you haven't taught me the force or how to use my jedi powers yet. but i'm sure that will come later. how does it feel to be sammy's vixen? it would be hard for me to be his vixen, but then again, you are a stronger person than i. i love you man!
sean---my favorite little swimmer. even though geographically you are far away, you will always be close to my heart. alright, that's enough of the mushy bullshit. do you remember when we were in japan and that weird catapillar squirted that gooey shit in your face??? that was funny.
big stevie---you are the most chauvanistic asshole that i have ever been in contact with. keep up the good work!!
Dan---oh dan! how i miss you. i dream of you every night and everyday. i miss watching Murder She Wrote with you and brittany. come back to me dan! i will never forget how i single handedly ruined your life over ICQ as only i could. i will never in my life have a first grade boyfriend as wonderful and caring as you, dan. Marry me? I LOVE YOU!
