Donald Skumsfeld:
Formerly known as Donald Rumsfeld, "Skummy" picked up his pimping game after he stepped down as the U.S. Secretary of Defense.  "If I knew then what I know now, I would have used the Red Ninja to fight the War on Terror," he said.  Despite his attempts to become the 2007 Pimp of the Year, he may never live down the notorious Guantanamo Bay Ho Abuse allegations.       

"Scary" John Kerry:
Runner up to Lil' George in the 2003 Pimp of the Year elections, an election that was greatly affected by the Swift Bitch Veterans for Truth.  We are not sure of the caliber of his hoes, because even though a cold hearted ice princess may not be worth much in Compton, Teresa Heinz Kerry is worth a lot in New England.             

Mackatron:
Formerly known as Megatron, Mackatron has been envious of Optimus Pimp since he won the Pimp of the Year awards in 1985.  As the theme song goes, the AutoPimps wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the DiscoCons.      

Not So Evil Bert:
Framed by the website "Bert is Evil," Good Bert is one of the most fun-loving pimps in AfroSquad history.  Although detractors point out that he pimps on the corner of Sesame Street and PBS Drive, is brought to you by the letters F and U, and that his fingers smell like bacon after he visits Miss Piggy, we all know that Bert is a true hero for men and women everywhere.   

F'n Delano Roosevelt:
In the 30s during the depression, he created the New Deal, and now he is willing to offer homeless teenage women a New Deal as well.  He is also known for starting Social Security, which is a program that he now intends to get rid of.  "Now that Viagra is available to the elderly, I will make sure that they are working hard again," he claims.   

The NinjaPimp:
In 2006 the Man hypnotized the NinjaPimp and turned him into a complete butthole.  This cost him any chance at repeating as the Pimp of the Year.  In 2007, however, he is dedicated to pimping bigger and harder than ever!  "The party at NinjaPimp.com won't stop until everybody's pregnant!" he promises.