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 NinjaPimp.com
and AfroSquad would like to present you with fine hoes and the
facts about Ninja. As you may already know, a NinjaPimp is a hybrid
ass-kicking thrill-machine. He is the most dangerous person
alive. He has the mystical powers of a ninja coupled with the mad
money skillz of a pimp. In essence, he is omnipotent. The NinjaPimp
dedicates his life to foiling the plots of the man.
The only slightly
less powerful is the Red Ninja. The Red Ninja, photographer above, is
the freshest mother f'er from here to East Detroit. Below are some
facts about the Red Ninja and the NinjaPimp!
 The
Facts About Ninjas:
MC Hammer learned the hard
way that the NinjaPimp can "touch this."
The Red Ninja can order a
Whopper at McDonalds!
The NinjaPimp once visited
Heaven. Needless to say, nobody will be getting 72 virgins.
When the boogie man goes to
bed, he checks his closet for the Red Ninja.
The NinjaPimp did that to
Michael Jackson's face
The Red Ninja can punch a man
in his soul.
The NinjaPimp can kill two
stones with one bird.
Red Ninja have to carry concealed weapons permits just to legally wear
pants.
NinjaPimp don't have hair on
their testicles, because hair doesn't grow on steel.
The Red Ninja doesn't cut
grass, he dares it to grow.
The NinjaPimp can build a
snowman out of the rain.
The Red Ninja puts the
laughter in manslaughter and the fun in funeral.
Statistically speaking, you
are more likely to be killed by the NinjaPimp than you are to have two feet.
The Red Ninja speaks Braille.
 The NinjaPimp can slam
revolving doors.
A cobra once bit the Red Ninja's
led. After 5 days of incredible pain, the cobra died..
The NinjaPimp action figure
sleeps with more women than most men.
The Red Ninja can divide by
infinity.
The NinjaPimp only has one
hand; the upper hand.
The Hiroshima disaster was
caused by unexplained Red Ninja flatulence.
The NinjaPimp once drew a
line. We call it the equator.
Superman wears Red Ninja
Pajamas.
If you were born before 1972
there is a 50% chance that the NinjaPimp is your daddy. If you were
born after 1972, the NinjaPimp is your daddy.
The one thing that a Ninja
and a Pimp can agree on is that
www.ninjapimp.com rules.
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