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Magnusson, Big Ugly, Amy Nguyen, Egypt Facts, Pimp of the Year, Sexy Stories,
and Much More!
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Star Profile: Magnes Ver
Magnusson
Magnús is not only a four time winner of
World's Strongest Man, but also the greatest winner in power
athletic of all times. His record has no comparison and he certainly
is still growing strong and has many years to come.
Magnús Ver was born on the 23.
April 1963 in Egilstaðir, Iceland. After indulging in a wider range
of sporting activities Magnús Ver Magnússon began power lifting in
1984 and in 1985 won a medal in the Jr European & World
Championships.
A few years
later in 1989 and again in 1990 he won Senior European titles in the
125kg category. His totals often exceed those of everybody else in
the competition regardless of body weight and as a result, he has
gained several "Best lifter" awards. He has won the European Championship twice, in 1989 and 1991. Source:
MVM.com
2004 Pimp of the Year:
The Red Ninja
In a tight race, the Red Ninja won the 2004
pimp of the year voting. This makes the Red Ninja the first ever
cross over NinjaPimp. This contest has been taking place online on
this website since 1996. The first online winner was none other
than former website author, and pimpious forefather, Iggy the Master of
all Pimps. He was then beat out by adult film star
Peter North.
The next year, after nearly 5,000 self-votes, "More-Man"
Ryan
Earnest dominated the competition. In an era of evil Muppets,
Evil Bert won the 1999 awards.
In 2000, Iggy regained his dominance on the Pimp of the Year
competition. He Narrowly defeated the crew from
Afrosquad in
an amazing race.
PapaPimp took the honors in 2001,
soundly defeating Bill Clinton and the
Black
Ninja. 2002 was the year of the robot. That contest was
won by
RoboPimp.
He soundly defeated
Larry Snivelworth. To find
out more, you'll have to check out the
Pimp of the Year awards.
Ladies and
Gentlemen,
Welcome to the international issue. In honor of one of our favorite countries, we detailed
some amazing facts about ancient Egypt. We also interview Alisha
Sharmon, a Brit with Indian roots, and we talk about
European strongman Magnes Ver Magnusson. I am sure you have all
seen him on ESPN's World's Strongest Man reruns. He dominated the
bulking competition for about a decade. In our first "Point / Counterpoint"
Michael and Amy help Julie decide if she should get breast implants.
We profile our favorite overweight God, Buddha. Check it
out. By the way, eighteen year old teen model and Asian sensation
Amy Nguyen just added herself to our
writing staff. Check her out next month!
KrazyMan, Funky Soul Brotha'
Alisha Sharmon Interview
by the NinjaPimp Alisha,
how are you doing today? Good Thanks!
So have you always lived in the UK? No, I moved to the United
Kingdom when I was 12 years old. I am originally from India, Panjab.
Are you a dancer, model, or adult actress? I am a dancer
and adult model. I model solo and I do girl/girl. I never do
hardcore. I do lingerie shoots, posing, glamour, and costumes!
So what are your turn-ons? I love nice oily bodies, sweet
fragrances, good muscles and a sense of humour! The kind that you guys
have!
What are your turn-offs? I hate posh people who like to show off
a lot. I also dislike selfish people, and hairy c0ck$!
Where can guys find you on the internet? You can find me at
Myspace.com and now ninjapimp.com! Woohoo!
Can you tell us some basic biographical information? I am
5'11", and I am 26 years old. I am Indian, but I live in Birmingham,
England. I have a great set of 38DDs. I measure 38DD-24-34, to be
exact!
You have a ton of friends on MySpace. How did you get so many
friends? I guess I just have lots of friends! I want to thank them
all for being so sweet. Especially you $nowMan! I post bulletins, to
keep people informed on my weekly activities. I give my opinion, and
people reply with their opinions. It is a lot of fun.
So are you a practicing Hindu? Not fully traditional, but I
guess I only practice when a religious event comes up. I do pray every
evening!
What do you think is your sexiest online picture? Personally I
enjoy every picture, though I do like my figure hugging black dress.
We enjoy that one too! Can you tell us something about yourself that
not a lot of people know? I have a sweetheart school friend
gay flat mate who would like a mention... Mwuaahh Craig!!
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Hopefully running my own
tailoring business.
What is an average day like for you? I wake up early, usually
6:30am. I go for a jog/cycle, then I come back and shower. I have
breakfast at 8am. Then I ring b-friend good morning, watch daytime tv,
and I cook lunch. If I need to, I go shopping. Then I have aerobics at
6pm. I'll usually meet up with b-friend and have a nap if he is working
late at the bar. I also watch East Enders go work at 11pm, and then I
get ready to dance. I am back home by 1am, and I sleep at my b-friends
place.
Tell us about your boyfriend... I have a great b-friend. He is a
very sweet nigerian buisness man. He is a bodybuilder and a fantastic
lover! He is a great supporter of me, and he helps me out in every way
possible! He is an emotionally supportive fantastic guy.
What do you think of our newest movie? After watching it, I want a
Subaru! (lol) The flick is fantastic. I love the state of the art
imagery, great locations, and above all check the afro's! In fact, I
think Tom Cruise is growing his afro-curls now...
What do you think of our site ninjapimp.com? Great media good
organization. The site keeps people entertained, and there is lots to
do on the site.
Is there anything else you would like to talk about?
All people keep peace, don't hate people for colour or race. Don't keep
inequalities and stay in harmony... or else I will call the AfroSquad!
Well, thanks for your time.
Fun Facts About Egypt
Submitted Anonymously 1. Ancient Egyptians shaved their faces and heads during hand-to-hand
combat so the enemy had less to grab. Archaeologists have discovered
gold and copper razors in Egyptian tombs dating back to the fourth
century B.C. source
2. In ancient Egypt, killing a cat was a crime punishable by death.
source
3. Ancient Egyptians shaved their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their
cats. source
4. In 1500 B.C. in Egypt, a shaved head was considered the ultimate in
feminine beauty. Egyptian women removed every hair from their heads with
special gold tweezers and polished their scalps to a high sheen with
buffing cloths.
5. Ancient Egyptians preserved the dead bodies of their royalty by first
sealing them with bandages and then coating it with a mixture of wax,
oil and salt. The Persian translation of wax was mum. Hence the name
mummy for these preserved dead bodies. source
6. The earliest cosmetics known to archaeologists were in use in Egypt
in the fourth millennium BC, as evidenced by the remains of artifacts
probably used for eye makeup and for the application of scented
unguents. source
7. During the years 3000/5000BC, Egyptians made toothpaste using a
recipe of powdered ashes of hooves of oxen, myrrh, powdered and burned
egg shells and pumice. Directions were given that all should be mixed
together, but there were no specific instructions as to how the powder
should be used. source
8. The ancient Egyptians thought onions kept evil spirits away. When
they took an oath (made a promise), they placed one hand on an onion.
source
9. In ancient Egypt cats were often buried with their masters or in
special cat cemeteries, along with an ample supply of mummified mice (in
case they got hungry along the way). source
10. If you take the perimeter of the pyramid, and divide it by two times
the height, you get a number that is exactly equivalent to the number pi
(3.14159...) source
Big Ugly
Interview
Wrestler Interview by Red Ninja “Big
Ugly” J.D. Bishop is one half of the Cartel alongside Vinny Massaro.
Since debuting together in Portland Wrestling in the spring of 2005,
the team has been responsible for some of the most brutal contests
in
PW’s history.
Whether it’s against Team Hell, the Blanchards or the Army of
Darkness, Massaro and Big Ugly have managed time and time again to
bring down the house with their extreme style of wrestling. By
the end of a Cartel match, you can bet that there will be at least
one barbed wire baseball bat used, or at least one table broken.
For special occasions, Bishop will not hesitate to bring out his
“Ugly Stick,” 2x4 wrapped end-to-end in rusted barbed wire!
How are you doing today? I'm ok, but I
am a little tired. I had a long weekend.
Can you tell us your basic information? I am the Big Ugly. I am 5'9" and weight 250 pounds.
So, do you enjoy working in wrestling? Oh my god, I love it. I can see no other way of life. I
have met way to many good people in the business.
What has been the best part of your wrestling career? Just being able to perform. Most of my friends are in wrestling,
so I enjoy anytime I get to work with them is fun. But I think
that the best part would be wrestling in front of my two sons.
Where have you worked? Mainly on the West Coast, I get to wrestle every weekend in
northen Cali, but once a month I go to Portland for a TV taping.
What has been you biggest wrestling accomplishment? Owning my own company, Supreme Pro Wrestling. I train
people to wrestle, and when I see my students work, it makes it
worth it.
Who do you like to work with and why? There is a couple. First is Dante. That dude is the
best all around worker as far as ring work goes. Oliver John
is the complete package. He has it all. Adam Thowstow,
"The F'n Man," some of the stuff he does is just amazing. I
feel that I have my best matches with them. But me and my tag
partner Vinny Massauro are the best tag team around. Other
guys include any of my students; Chupacito, Virgel, Flaco Loco, Sir
Samurai.
Who don't you like to work with? Untrained or non-trained guys. Or guys who say lets call
it in the ring but don't understand how to call a match.
So, what is it like on the road? Got any good stories? It not bad on the way up. But the way back f'n sucks. Yeah, I
have a lot of stories but I don't want to get the boys in trouble.
Can you tell us how you got into wrestling? Who trained you?
Yeah, I went to a school in the Bay area for a while, then I
went and got better training at North American Wrestling.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? In Japan. That has always been a goal of mine.
What would be your dream match? I would love to see myself versus Ric Flair. The man is God to
me. Or maybe against Santo, Cima, or The Cartel vs any team on TV
What is the most unique thing you have seen in wrestling? The ECW fans. It was good to see fans that respect the
company and the workers.
What wrestlers do you compare yourself with? Taz. Some people say I look a little like him, and I like
to use a lot of suplexes. I think that I'm more like Perry
Saturn.
Do
you have anything to say to the fans of ninjapimp.com? Thanks to all of those fans who the site. And much respect to
all of you who work to live out your dream.
Well, thanks for the time.
Point / Counter Point
"Should I get Breast Implants?"
Julie Haverdy, Chicago, IL
Amy
Manders, Point:
I only had
them years and ended up with all kinds of problems. Do
yourself a favor and get a lift or something. The implants feel fake,
they
look fake and in 5 years or less they will be so passé you'll be
embarrassed to have them. Your own natural beauty is what you should
focus on. Not those bags of toxic waste.
The BAG is made of silicone and a hundred other
chemicals designed to get the "feel" just right. Those chemicals have an
impact on your body no matter what the manufacturers and their pimps the
surgeons say. If you could live in my body for 1 hour you wouldn't even
think about it.
Michael Nash, CounterPoint: Fake boobs are
cool!
Winner: Michael
Nash. Good Rebuttal.
NinjaPimp's Amy Nguyen - Age, 18 - Height, 4'10" - Ethnicity, Vietnamese -
Website
I like to think of myself as sweet but bitchy when I need to be! I am a bit
shy but afterwards, I am really the opposite of shy. In front of a crowd, I
am crazy and nothing fazes me. People describe me as down-to-earth, even
cynical but realistic as well. A characteristic I LOVE having is my ambition
& determination because I get what I want..if not right away-eventually! I
also have weird quirks about myself. My site is made because I am an
aspiring model, it is just a SIDE HOBBY!
“Big
Ugly” J.D. Bishop is one half of the Cartel alongside Vinny Massaro.
Since debuting together in Portland Wrestling in the spring of 2005,
the team has been responsible for some of the most brutal contests
in 
Amy
Manders, Point:
I only had
them years and ended up with all kinds of problems. Do
yourself a favor and get a lift or something. The implants feel fake,
they
look fake and in 5 years or less they will be so passé you'll be
embarrassed to have them. Your own natural beauty is what you should
focus on. Not those bags of toxic waste. 
