NinjaPimp fans from around the land,
Welcome to the new and improved NinjaPimp Online
Magazine! This month we celebrate our tenth year on the internet!
Yes that is right. We have been cyber "mack daddies" for an entire
decade. To help us celebrate, we bring you teen sensation Jenni
Carmichael, The Milton Twins, Pamela Anderson, Austin Creed, Ms.
AfroSquad, Sponge Bob Square Pimp, and "Pimps in Space!"
For those of you who are unaware,
NinjaPimp.com and AfroSquad are updated monthly, and we have weekly
updates on our MySpace page. Make sure to bookmark this page, check
out our archives, read our interviews, and fight the man!
The NinjaPimp,
Orator,
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Jenni Carmichael Interview
by the Red Ninja
Jenni Carmichael is one of the top adult sensations
on the internet. She stars in her own XXX website, and she is also
featured in the LightSpeed University showcase of classy babes. When
it comes to hot teens, this girl takes the cake.
Jenni, how are you doing today?
Well hey I am doing fine! Just a bit tired its been a long week.
Let's talk a little about your past. How old were you when you started
modeling? I was 18 when I started modeling.
How did you get into adult modeling, and can you tell us a little about
the first time you took your clothes off in front of a camera? I
answered an ad in the paper for nude models here in Phoenix. It was ok,
the guy was kind of an a-hole and, though I have never regretted doing
adult work, I for sure regret ever working for him. Not a good intro into
the adult business that's for sure.
What was your first hardcore photo shoot? What was that like? Well
because of my bad experience here in Phoenix, I decided to go to LA and do
some "real" adult work. My first and only scene in LA was a DVD for
Hustler in which I did a Girl/Girl/Guy 3 some.
What guys do you work with? What do you think of those guys? Well I
have worked with a lot of guys in my short time doing adult modeling so is
hard to keep up! But all of the work I have done on my website
www.xxxjennicarmichael.com has been with Niko. What do I think of him? LOL
He is my oldest and dearest friend, my ex, my boss……………lots of history
there but we love each other that's for sure.
Let's move on to AfroSquad content. What do you think of our video?
CRAZY!!! LOL I like it for sure.
What do you think of our boys $nowMan and KrazyMan? They look like
they are lots of fun! I would totally make out with the $nowMan!
So, you seem to be good friends with our pal Cory Heart. How do you
know her? What can you tell us about her? Hmmmmmmm, well…I know
her because we both work for the same company. She seems nice to me though
I wouldn't say we are close at all. We had a rough start when she came on
board because I had always been the #1 site with the company and within a
few months she blew past me like a bullet. Combo of her letting it go to
her head, me being jealous, and Niko not paying me the attention he always
had...all lead to some drama for sure. But we have all moved past that and
there is no drama or hate between us. She is WAY hot that's for sure and
seems to be a sweet girl.
So what do you think of MySpace? Are you a MySpace junkie? Hahaha!
I love myspace!!! I am sure I would be a junkie if I had the time, but I
am finishing up schooling and an internship so I don't have a lot of free
time.
What is your favorite movie, television show, and website? Movie:
Super Troopers. Television: 24. Website: Well of course
www.xxxjennicarmichael.com!
Where do you see yourself in five years? Living a normal life
working in the medical profession, and still modeling for my website!
What other online babes do you know? Wow I have met so many
because of Niko and working for LightSpeed for so long…Here are a few of
my favorites: I spent lots of time with Jordan Capri when she was dating
Niko Bimini, and she was super nice. Tawnee Stone is a very close friend
of Niko, and I like her lots. I have met LightSpeed girls Aly, Raimi,
Taylor Little, Nikki Grinds, and they were all sweet. Getting to know
Sophia from extremesophia.com lately as she has been hanging around the
Bimini house, and she is really HOT!!!
Do you have any funny stories that come from your website career? I
know Cory had a few scares while she modeled in a gym. OMG she
is the Queen of bloopers that's for sure! LOL My funniest stories come
from us shooting in public and getting caught. That has happened more
times than I can count and is always good for a laugh.
What is your guilty pleasure? Tofu
What turns you on? I LOVE having my a-hole licked!!!
Is there anything that you would like to do in bed, that you have never
done? Believe it or not I have never been with another girl and would
LOVE to.
What kinds of photo shoots are in your future? Oh more of the
same hot stuff I love to do! I get asked a lot if I will ever do
'hardcore" or intercourse and the answer will always be NO. I made my mind
up from day one that I won't ever have sex on film and I have stuck to
that. I love sucking c0ck and lots of other perversions on film, but sex
will never happen...well unless Niko Bimini is the one I am doing it
with!! LOL
Are there any charities that you like? I'm a Salvation Army
girl and volunteer whenever I can to help out.
What was your high school prom like? Have no idea as I did
not go! Can you believe it no one wanted to go with me.
What is your favorite picture of yourself? Oh many too many
to choose from! I am lucky that my boss/photographer takes lots of amazing
pics.
Can you tell us something about you that not a lot of people know?
Not many people know that I am a marathon runner. I have run in the
Boston and NYC marathons the past 2 years.
Is there anything you would like to say to our fans? I LOVE
YOU! I LOVE YOU ALL! I am the BIGGEST show off in the world, and I LOVE
every minute I am performing for my fans! Nothing turns me on more than
knowing there are people out there getting turned on by me, God I love
that!!
Thanks for your time.
Awesome
Austin Creed Interview
by KrazyMan
Creed, whose fashion sense is
reminiscent of Apollo Creed, is one of the top independent wrestlers in
the country. His chiseled physique, winning record, and untamed afro
make him perfect for the AfroSquad.
How are you doing today? Freakin' Awesome
Can you tell us your basic information? Austin, 205, 5'9'
Vigro. I enjoy long walks on the beach...
So, do you enjoy working in wrestling? I love it
What has been the best part of your wrestling career? Meeting
so many different types of people
Where have you worked? A lot of different places in the
South, but right now mainly NWA Anarchy, but I started out with Rob Adonis
in UCW based out of Athens GA.
What has been you biggest
wrestling accomplishment? Knowing that my trainers are proud of
me.
What has been your most painful injury? I have been lucky enough
to not have really busted anything up to bad. But both my thumbs and one
of my big toes seem to be permanently jammed.
Who do you like to work with and why? Easy, Frankie
Valentine. I had my first singles match with him and he is just an all
around great wrestler
Who don't you like to work with? I haven't really come across
anyone that has given me any problems. I feel like you get out of
something what you put into it so if you go in with a good attitude then
you'll have a good outcome. Yea prolly sounds kinda lame but I'm working
on a Psychology degree, so deal with it!
So, are there wrestling groupies? Got any good stories? HA!
Groupies! That's funny. My girlfriend does jiu-jitsu...I would like to
live past my 20's... Hopefully you get the idea!
Can you tell us how you got into wrestling? Who trained you?
It is just something that I have wanted to do since I can remember.
Everyone wanted to be a fireman or a police officer and I always wanted to
be a pro wrestler. So its kinda funny that out of my friends I was the one
with the most "ridiculous" dream, but I'm actually living mine. Like I
stated earlier, I was trained by Rob Adonis, who by the way is the man,
and later I picked up my training with Broady Chase and Mikki Free, who
also are collectively "the men", so I have gotten the opportunity to learn
a lot from people who know how to teach.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Hopefully somewhere
wrestling in front of thousands of people. But I really want to be in a
video game.
What would be your dream match? Hmm, Austin Creed vs. Two Cold
Scorpio
What is the most unique thing you have seen in wrestling? A
moonsault leg drop, may not be unique to othe' people but it's like the
sickest i've ever seen.
What wrestlers do you compare yourself with? Some people say
that I move like Brian Pillman, who I think was an amazing wrestler, but I
don't know. I don't really compare myself to anyone.
Do you have anything to say to the fans of ninjapimp.com? Rock the fro
and bow down to Brock Samson. Peace!
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The Jenni Carmichael
Issue (#32)
Pam
and KrazyMan:
What Really Happened?
It's the all-new Pam
Anderson and KrazyMan divorce shocker: did the sexy "Baywatch" babe's
cameo in the cultish hit "AfroSquad" cause a marriage ending blowout?
New reports Tuesday said
yes, and that KrazyMan exploded in front of a group of VIPs when screening
the movie, allegedly upset about the scene in which $nowMan watches Pam's
infamous sex tape with her ex, Tommy Lee.
Shouting expletives and
screaming at Pam, Krazy wasn't rocking his wife's world as he said she had
humiliated herself.
A source close to Pam
cited this was the beginning of the end, dishing to the New York Post that
Pam left KrazyMan because of "his gigantic wiener and major anger issues."
Just weeks ago, Pam was
still gushing to "Extra" about the honeymoon phase of their marriage. The
blushing bride even revealed they wanted kids together!
"We're trying," she
shared.
In an ironic twist, the
newly split couple has just been named NinjaPimp.com's Newlyweds of the
Year, and they are featured making out in a steamy layout in the Dec.
issue.
As far as the ex-factor
is concerned, insiders alleged that KrazyMan was jealous of Pam's former
flame, Tommy Lee, who has remained a part of Pam's life in order to raise
their two little ones, Dylan and Brandon.

NinjaPimp Hall
of Fame
by the SnowMan
NinjaPimp.com announced its newest additions to the
NinjaPimp Hall of Fame, Cali Marie and Cherish, the Milton Twins.
Also dubbed the May Twins and the NinjaPimp twins, these classy ladies
have been the foundation of NinjaPimp.com for over two years.
"They are the hottest
twins on the internet," states the brash KrazyMan. "They were also
the first twins to try my 20 inch sausage."
Cali Marie and Cherish a not the first inductees
into the
Classy Lady Hall of Fame.
Other inductees include Anna Stephan, the Greater Sin's Angela, Ayme Jo
Wood, Brianna Lane, Julie Ann Gerhard, Darion Michaels, Cami Waldek, and
Cindy James. All of which were contestants in the original Miss
Classy Lady awards, which started nearly a decade ago.
Ms. AfroSquad 2007
by the NinjaPimp
The first annual "Ms. AfroSquad" honor for 2007 went to Freaky Nicole, as
AfroSquad marked its first decade on the internet. The winner was
selected by Afrosquad and NinjaPimp's expert panel: The $nowMan, KrazyMan,
NinjaPimp, Zombie Pimp, and the Red Ninja.
"We chose Nicole not just for her great
rack, but she is much more than that. She also has a great set of buns"
said the Red Ninja, who took over as NinjaPimp's managing editor earlier
this year. "To be considered for Ms. AfroSquad, the basic requirement is
to send an AfroSquad fan picture."
The AfroSquad did cite 26 "People Who
Made AfroSquad 2006," from Ivan to our homie Alan to the troika Cali
Marie, Cherish and Cindy Pucci.
The NinjaPimp said if the AfroSquad had
decided to go with a Mr. Afrosquad, Alan or Christopher were the likely
choices. "It is jus' amazing to see the kind of support that the site
gets," the NinjaPimp said.
It was not the first time NinjaPimp
magazine has given out awards. The site used to have a monthly Miss
Classy Lady award, but now primarily awards the Miss Classy Lady on an
annual basis. AfroSquad also names an annual Pimp of the Year.
"I love the concept of this award -
women can feel free to bribe us to win. Nicole won my vote when she
mailed me her panties," $nowman said. "She even hooked Zombie Pimp up with
an 'I love Brains' t-shirt."
Next year's winner could be any fine
lady, just so long as she is willing to show her love to Afrosquad!
AfroSquad crew play James Brown
during space walk.

The 69th crew of
the AfroSquad Space Station (ASS) played James Brown during a nearly
six-hour space walk in a
NinjaPimp.com
program on Thursday, a Mission Control spokesman said.
Funky cosmonaut
Krazyman and NinjaPimp.com astronaut Red Ninja opened the hatches and
began their walk at 0420 GMT on Thursday after a 60-minute delay for "sex
with some bitches," said NinjaPimp, spokesman for the Mission AeroSpace
Center (MAC) near Funkytown.
According to the
Weekly Funky Tribune news agency, the pair spent in outer space five hours
instead of the planned 69 minutes, KrazyMan said.
"Most of the
program has been fulfilled," KrazyMan said. They played James Brown,
installed a neutron telescope on the exterior of the bootie service
module, took a picture of $nowMan's butt and replaced the Worldwide Ho
Observation and Reconnaissance Equipment (W.H.O.R.E.) antenna.
NinjaPimp
astronaut Zombie Pimp assisted the space walk from the ASS. Then, he ate
some freeze dried brains with tang.
2007
Pimp of the Year (POTY)
AfroSquad is proud to announce that
Sponge Bob Square Pimp is the 2007 Pimp of the Year! Formerly known as
"Square Pants," Sponge Bob really turned it on in 2006, and he will carry
the Pimp of the Year Cup throughout 2007.
Bob, who pimps out of Bikini Bottom and
the surrounding lagoon floor, hangs out with a phallic shaped starfish
man-whore named Patrick. Although nothing is certain, there are rumors
that he will have to abdicate his position as Pimp of the Year to treat
his severe case of the Krusty Krabs that he received from Sandy Cheeks
while visiting the Chum Bucket.

2007 POTY Runner Up
KrazyMan, the perpetual sidekick to the $nowMan, outdid his pimping buddy
and was voted as first runner up for the 2007 Pimp of the Year. Should
Sponge Bob not be able to fulfill his pimping duties of pleasuring fine
ladies across the globe as Pimp of the Year, then Krazyman will be
required to step into that role.
KrazyMan's 2006 accomplishments include four
marriages to Pamela Lee (Man), the starring role in
AfroSquad, Episode Zero, the unveiling of
his and $nowMan's
Gigantic Weiners,
and delivering
Big Dongs to hoes nationwide!
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