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KrazyMan's Gigantic Wieners

Parent Company: NinjaPimp Meat Products

Distributor: AfroSquad's Hot Lunches  

Target Audience: Hoes, B!tches, MILFS

Sales:  Thousands of Women Served

Net Profit Margin:  Grips of Bills 

Sister Products: Click Here

 
Delivered locally by da' KrazyMan
Published: September 2008

KrazyMan

Our specialty is delivering delicious wieners that are superior to any other sausage.  Every "Gigantic Weiner" measures at least 20 inches, and is hand delivered to your door by KrazyMan, SnowMan, Red Ninja or NinjaPimp.   We top it all off with our patented, secret dressing that gives every Gigantic Weiner that famous, irresistible zest.

At NinjaPimp.com we spare no expense stuffing buns with highest quality beef, to ensure that every customer is completely satisfied.  Our customers can taste the quality and pride of our Gigantic Weiners!

In addition to our 4 specifically unique wieners, we make sure that each customer is completely satisfied before we leave their house!  Furthermore, they can be delivered to both your front and back door.

Don't believe us?  Here is what our customers have to say!

Those Gigantic Wieners really fill me.  It isn't just the length, the girth is amazing!   Sandy Jugs 

This is the biggest wiener I have had since Milton Beral took me out for dinner.  Boomin' Granny May

KrazyMan and Snowman delivered those wieners to my backdoor!  Since I was home alone, I had to take them all by myself!  Haley Monroe

I was so filled by those wieners that I still can't walk strait!  Sandra Sweatermeat

I still wasn't full after one wiener, so KrazyMan tossed me a salad immediately afterwards!  D.S.L. Jones

A footlong just wasn't enough... now I can toss down all 20 inches!  Katie Kumez

A Gigantic Weiner is like a party in my mouth and everyone is coming!  California Bridget Case

I walked in and my mom was wolfing down two gigantic wieners, I did my best to help her with them, but there was just too much meat for me!  Cameron Chestey

Until recently I was a vegetarian, but once you have the Red Ninja's Gigantic Weiner you will be a carnivore forever!   Amy Mae Christina

KrazyMan's weiner is so big that we can share it!  Stacy, Joni, Kelly, Mandy, and Erin


 

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