Delivered locally by da'
KrazyMan
Published: September 2008

Our specialty is delivering delicious wieners that are
superior to any other sausage. Every "Gigantic Weiner"
measures at least 20 inches, and is hand delivered to your
door by KrazyMan, SnowMan, Red Ninja or NinjaPimp.
We top it all off with our patented, secret dressing that
gives every Gigantic Weiner that famous, irresistible zest.
At NinjaPimp.com we
spare no expense stuffing buns with highest quality beef, to
ensure that every customer is completely satisfied.
Our customers can taste the quality and pride of our
Gigantic Weiners!
In addition to our 4
specifically unique wieners, we make sure that each customer
is completely satisfied before we leave their house!
Furthermore, they can be delivered to both your front and
back door.
Don't believe us? Here is what
our customers have to say!
Those Gigantic Wieners really fill
me. It isn't just the length, the girth is amazing!
Sandy Jugs
This is the biggest wiener I have had
since Milton Beral took me out for dinner. Boomin'
Granny May
KrazyMan and Snowman delivered those
wieners to my backdoor! Since I was home alone, I had
to take them all by myself!
Haley
Monroe
I was so filled by those wieners that
I still can't walk strait!
Sandra Sweatermeat
I still wasn't full after one wiener,
so KrazyMan tossed me a salad immediately afterwards!
D.S.L. Jones
A footlong just wasn't enough... now
I can toss down all 20 inches!
Katie Kumez
A Gigantic Weiner is like a party in
my mouth and everyone is coming!
California Bridget Case
I walked in and my mom was wolfing
down two gigantic wieners, I did my best to help her with
them, but there was just too much meat for me!
Cameron Chestey
Until recently I was a vegetarian,
but once you have the Red Ninja's Gigantic Weiner you will
be a carnivore forever!
Amy Mae Christina
KrazyMan's weiner is so big that we
can share it! Stacy,
Joni, Kelly, Mandy, and Erin
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