Quote of the Month:
"My ho was so
ugly, I have to feed her with a slingshot."
Papa Pimp Extreme Pimping Smurf
NinjaPimp
Clones:
Can you believe it, NinjaPimp.com has gotten so popular
that we are getting copied and backed up all over the
net. There are people who like our site so much
that they have made copies of our site and backed them
up on their sites. In fact, we have even gotten
translated into other languages! Two of our clones
are
here
and
here.
A
translated copy of one of our interviews is
here.
Picture of
the Month:
The Potter Twins
The Potter Twins star in our
picture of the month. These two girls were
interviewed in a
previous issue.
Since starring with us, they have gone under contract
with Sin City Entertainment, worked for Gene Simmons,
and changed their names to Taylor and Tyler Starr.
Nikki Roxx Interview
Nikki is one of the hottest young professional wrestlers
around! Click the picture above to check out our
interview with her.
Another Cool Website
Pere Cheney Cemetery is a spooky old place in Northern
Michigan. This site is dedicated to this haunt.
Feel free to check it out.
Why Are We Here? by the Red Ninja
We seem to hear this question a lot. What is NinjaPimp
Online? Well it is simple. We are an online
men's magazine. We provide cool interviews and
creative articles. We have a handful of regular
contributers, and we do our best to entertain our regular
fans.
Mudfighting Pics Thousands of people
search the net looking for American hero Deanna Allen.
So click the picture above to check out some of her greatest
pictures. And by the way, you're welcome!
Can you believe that we have three amazing interviews this
issue? First we have the sexy Thai teen Tussinee.
She's a cute girl who happened upon the internet, and now her
hot body is putting bread on the table in Thailand. Next
we interviewed Maxi Mounds. This top heavy goddess holds
the Guinness world record for the largest breasts of any
non-obese woman. Finally, we interviewed Missy Taylor.
Missy is a gorgeous young lady who works for Phil Flash.
She and her twin sister are internet models, and she tells us
a little bit about her MySpace page.
"Cold" Dick Feeder
National Pimp Association
Coming Soon, To Your Computer!
NinjaPimp and AfroSquad's New Game
Starring CrazyMan, SnowMan
and the Red Ninja
It
is hard to believe, but NinjaPimp has another "Brand New Bag."
Designer, the Dr. Funkenstein, is one step closer to the final
freeware NinjaPimp game. As you can see in the above
screenshot, this game is going to have more funk than Kool and
the entire Gang.
"I've been in everything from movies to Nell Carter,
but this is a first to be in my own video game," states CrazyMan.
Of course we've had
faux games before, but this is the real thing. Keep
checking back because it could be released any day!
Maxi Mounds Exclusive Interview
by Ben Autobot
Maxi holds the world record for having the largest breasts.
Maxi, how are you doing tonight? I'm fine, just recovering from a Christmas cold I brought
home from Milwaukee.
So are you familiar with NinjaPimp online? What do you
think of the site? I like it, i just haven't had time to read everything yet.
:-)
I heard that you have he largest breasts in the world. Does
that bring you a lot of attention? Sometimes more than I'd like, especially when I'm out in
public.
Is there ever a time where you don't enjoy your wonderful toys? Yes, whenever I think I might like to sleep on my tummy for a
change.
We recently interviewed Maxi from Abelena.com.
According to the webmaster, she has the largest natural breasts
on the net. What would you think about doing a photo shoot with
her? I love doing photo shoots with large breasted women. I love
big tits!
Have the implants caused results that you didn't expect?
How have your nipples changed with the implants? When I first got them nobody knew how big they would grow.
Can you say "holy shit"? ;-)
Are you married or dating anyone? I always have a boyfriend and a girlfriend in the wings
somewhere. I like variety.
Do you have a large fan base on the net? If so, what would
you like to say to them? I have lots of fans on the net that write to me all the time.
Hi guys! :-)
We recently interviewed Kayla Kleevage. She was very upset
at Wikopedia for posting her personal info. What do you
think of sites that publish personal data about porn stars? I don't think people take into consideration just how many
stalkers there are out there. Publishing anyone's personal info
is just wrong and potentially dangerous.
Where are the coolest places that you have performed? Athens Greece and Ibiza Spain rank right up there. I had a
good time getting lost in Munich once too. (haha)
A lot of people see you as a sex symbol. Who do you look
at and view as sex symbols? Vin Diesel!
What are your goals and ambitions for 2006? I've got a few things planned but for right now just to be
happy and healthy and keep touring and meeting my fans.
Who are your favorite performers to work with? Kayla Kleevage (she's my sweetie)
Who won't you work with and why? I don't do mainstream girl/guy movies.
Do you have any questions for us at NinjaPimp? Yeah, how big is your ----? Sorry, I couldn't resist. I saw
that on an interview on your site. :-)
What, if anything, don't you like about our site?
www.ninjapimp.com It'll take all my free time to check everything out!
Well it has been great interviewing you. Thanks for your
time. My pleasure sweetie, any time.
Missy Taylor Follow-Up Interview
Missy Taylor, she's even hotter when she's solo.
Missy how are you doing tonight?
Great! Thanks! :)
Can you tell us a little bit about your MySpace website?
Well, my myspace of course, is very "me" I'm into rock and heavy
metal, and just about everything else too. But mainly the
rock! and my background is always something with skulls, cuz I
love em'! My top 8 is made up of people who are all actual
friends of mine :) p.s. add me!
www.myspace.com/missy_taylor
We interviewed you and your sis' for
NinjaPimp a while back and we've already had over 10,000
people who found our site by searching google for the term
"Taylor Twins." What is it like to be that popular?
Really?? Ok, I had no idea that I was that popular! I feel
special.
I've recently seen some blonde pics of you in a wig. They look
great. Have you ever considered going blonde for real?
I have thought about going blonde...but I'm scared to actually
do it again. I was at one point in time, but it fried my hair!
I'm a natural brunette. and the Idea behind the wig pics, was
that I was being a "stereo type" lol so I had the big blonde
wig, and a very padded bra :)
I noticed in those pics that you look a little top heavy.
What are your thoughts on breast implants? I am not against implants. I mean I think it's a girls
decision and only her business. Hey, whatever makes you happy.
I also read that your orientation is bi. Is that just
something you say to turn the guys on? (Because it works for the
guys at NinjaPimp.) I absolutely am bi. People are always saying that
women are the fairer sex, well I happen to agree, mostly.
Have you ever been with another girl? A few :)
Indulge our fantasies here for a moment. Have you and
your sister ever fooled around with the same guy at the same
time? lol No.
How sexual are your photo shoots with your sister? Are they
more playful and fun, or do they turn you on like they turn your
viewers on? They're fun for us, but I know they turn people on, for
sure!
Everyone has a few turn-ons. Some people like feet, some like
big boobs, and others like dirty talk. What interests Missy? I'm into light bondage, i.e. restraints, and playful
spanking here and there. and I can't deny that I looove pornos!
Mostly girl on girl porn, but occasionally I'm in the mood for
some on screen heterosexualism, ya know?
Something else cool that I read about you is that you like
Napoleon Dynamite. What are your favorite quotes? Hmm...well, napoleon dynamite is on my list of top 10 movies
probably. I'm no expert on the movie, but I like: "what are you
gonna do today napoleon?" "Whatever I feel like I wanna do!
GOSH!"
Can you tell me a little bit about your interest in pitbulls?My buddy has a pitbull and it is the friendliest dog ever.
Oh man, I could write a novel!!! I own two pitbulls, and
they are the sweetest, kindest dogs ever! Seriously! I hate how
they have such a bad reputation. I want the reader to check out
my myspace blog entitled "Pitbull haters/lovers MUST VIEW!" It's
really important to me guys! so DO IT! And seriously check out
ALL the links and info in it! you can find it on my myspace,
myspace.com/missy_taylor
Who is one of your favorite MySpace friends?
I have to pick 2 here, my friend Tasha (she's def. one of my
best friends in real life) we have so much fun together! and I
love her! Plus she's a hottie! and of course Tony, he's my all
time best friend, and always there for me.
Is there anything you would like to say to the fans of
NinjaPimp? Hey guys!! Thanks for reading my interview! hehe I hope
you've learned a thing or two about me, and that you take the
time to check out my MySpace! I also hope you are enjoying my
site as much as I am enjoying doing it! Don't forget to check
out even more of me there too....www.TaylorTwins.com!
Exclusive NinjaPimp
Interview
Tussinee,
Thailand's Sexiest 18 Year Old
Good morning
Tussinee, how are you doing today?
I am fine and
you?
Pretty good,
but I'd be better if you tell the audience what you are
wearing right now?
It is now
morning in Thailand so I am wearing my panties and long shirt
for sleep.
Well you are undoubtedly attractive, but I am unfamiliar with
your work. Are you new to the internet?
Yes, I am
only 18 years old and just make new photos for my website.
You are based
in Thailand, right? How did you get involved in
modeling?
Yes, I live
in Bangkok with my family. A Thai man asked my family if
I wanted to
make money shooting photos (on the) internet so I can have
money for school.
That sounds a little
creepy. In America, there is a feeling that young Thai
girls are being exploited for sex. What do you think
about sentiment?
Many ladies
go work at bars and send money home... Thai people have
no good work!
That's a good point. Anyway, do you like
www.ninjapimp.com?
What do you think of the site?
I no
understand pimp too much because Thai style not same as Farang
style. But
your site looks nice.
So, besides looking good in a bikini, what are some of your
hobbies?
I like to go
dancing and shopping. I'm happy to stay with (my) mama
and take care family too.
What style
modeling will you do, and what style modeling won't you do?
I make sexy
video now inside my website. I really shy so I only make
sexy, but no sex.
What are some
of your important stats? How tall are you, what are your
measurements?
148cm and 40
kilos
Who are your
role models?
Thailand King
and Queen
So do you
have a professional photographer that you regularly work with?
If so, who is he or she?
I have one
man and lady take me outside Bangkok and make many photo with
me. At first I was shy, but now I have good time.
Do you mind
if we move to some more fun questions?
Ok
Here at
NinjaPimp, we celebrate celebrity pimps. In fact, we
have tons of pimp photos, and we declare an annual Pimp of the
Year. Who do you think should be next year's Pimp of the
Year?
Sorry I don't
know many people from there. Man from McDonalds
Ah yes,
Ronald McPimpin'. He's the best. We've interviewed
tons of people. Playboy models, world record holders,
world famous professional wrestlers... but you seem to be a
relative newcomer. Can you tell us a few fun facts about
yourself?
My mama was
lady make beauty contest and she win she young girl.
What's the
most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
I lose my
dress in electric door at shopping and all people can see me
Is there
anyone you have a secret crush on?
David Beckham
Do you have
any questions for us at NinjaPimp?
Have you ever
see Thailand?
No, I haven't
been there... but I would love to visit. Maybe we could
meet up and do a photo shoot there sometime. Well it was
great to have you. Thanks,
Ron
Jeremy's Favorite Movies
by Ron Jeremy
Here are the
five best movies of all time that I DON'T star in:
The
Godfather Trilogy: To me they count as one fantastic
movie.
The
Manchurian Candidate: Director John Frankenheimer is a
friend of mine and perhaps one of the greatest director's
ever.
Birdman of Alcatraz: Again, another John Frankenheimer
movie. What can I say? I really like his work.
Quest
for Fire: What makes this movie so great is that none of
the actors ever speak in the film and it's over two hours
long. That requires real acting and talent and I admire
that. I have had the pleasure of meeting one of the actors
from the film, Ron Pearlman, and we did a movie together
called Mr. Stitch. That was a real pleasure for me.
The
Rope By Alfred Hitchcock - this list is too short, but I
had to work in a Hitchcock film and this one is my favorite.
The whole film was shot in less than 10 takes.
Here is a
list of my favorite films that I DO star in...
Boondock Saints: William Defoe stars in this movie and I
play Vincenzo.
American Virgin: With Bob Hoskins and Mena Suvari. I had
a great time making this film.
Killing Zoe: A lot of people don't know that I'm the guy
in the office that gets shot in the beginning of the bank
robbery. You'd be surprised.
Detroit Rock City: I got to play a strip club MC in a
very recognizable role for this film and Adam is one of my
best friends. Plus I love KISS.
Orgazmo: I think every college kid in America has seen
this film. It must be required for a course or something.
It's just very popular. Trey and Matt did this, the same
guys that do South Park. I play a villain named Jizz Master
Zero, and yes, I can really kick over my head like that.
Meet
Wally Sparks: This is a Rodney Dangerfield movie.
Everytime Rodney opens the door, I'm in some room getting
blown. It's hysterical.
The
Chase: Charlie Sheen, Henry Rollins, Flea and Anthony,
and me. Congratulations Charlie on getting married to one of
the most beautiful women in the world, Denise Richards.
Toxic
Avenger 4: Troma... I think this is coming out soon. I
love the guys at Troma and it was great to be part of their
legacy.
Hells
Highway: You can rent this at Hollywood Video.
Class
of Nuke 'Em High 3: I had to include it in my list.
So that's it. If you haven't seen these movies, get out there
now and rent them. Be sure to tell them that Ron Jeremy sent
you.