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Why Are We Here?
by the Red Ninja

  We seem to hear this question a lot.  What is NinjaPimp Online?  Well it is simple.  We are an online men's magazine.  We provide cool interviews and creative articles.  We have a handful of regular contributers, and we do our best to entertain our regular fans.     


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Tussinee Profile

Home:  Bangkok
Height:  5 Foot
Age: 18
Weight: 90 pounds
Crush: David Beckham
 

 
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Ladies and Gentlemen,

     Can you believe that we have three amazing interviews this issue?  First we have the sexy Thai teen Tussinee.  She's a cute girl who happened upon the internet, and now her hot body is putting bread on the table in Thailand.  Next we interviewed Maxi Mounds.  This top heavy goddess holds the Guinness world record for the largest breasts of any non-obese woman.  Finally, we interviewed Missy Taylor.  Missy is a gorgeous young lady who works for Phil Flash.  She and her twin sister are internet models, and she tells us a little bit about her MySpace page.   

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                                     NinjaPimp and AfroSquad's New Game
       
                            Starring CrazyMan, SnowMan and the Red Ninja

     It is hard to believe, but NinjaPimp has another "Brand New Bag."  Designer, the Dr. Funkenstein, is one step closer to the final freeware NinjaPimp game.  As you can see in the above screenshot, this game is going to have more funk than Kool and the entire Gang. 
     "I've been in everything from movies to Nell Carter, but this is a first to be in my own video game," states CrazyMan. 
     Of course we've had faux games before, but this is the real thing.  Keep checking back because it could be released any day!   


                Maxi Mounds Exclusive Interview
                                                by Ben Autobot
                 

                Maxi holds the world record for having the largest breasts.

 Maxi, how are you doing tonight?
I'm fine, just recovering from a Christmas cold I brought home from Milwaukee.

 
 So are you familiar with NinjaPimp online?  What do you think of the site? 
I like it, i just haven't had time to read everything yet. :-)

 
 I heard that you have he largest breasts in the world.  Does that bring you a lot of attention? 
Sometimes more than I'd like, especially when I'm out in public.


 Is there ever a time where you don't enjoy your wonderful toys?
Yes, whenever I think I might like to sleep on my tummy for a change.
 
 
 
We recently interviewed Maxi from Abelena.com.   According to the webmaster, she has the largest natural breasts on the net.  What would you think about doing a photo shoot with her?
I love doing photo shoots with large breasted women. I love big tits!

 
 Have the implants caused results that you didn't expect?  How have your nipples changed with the implants?  
When I first got them nobody knew how big they would grow. Can you say "holy shit"?   ;-)

 
 Are you married or dating anyone? 
I always have a boyfriend and a girlfriend in the wings somewhere. I like variety.

 
 Do you have a large fan base on the net?  If so, what would you like to say to them?
I have lots of fans on the net that write to me all the time. Hi guys! :-)

 
 
We recently interviewed Kayla Kleevage.  She was very upset at Wikopedia for posting her personal info.  What do you think of sites that publish personal data about porn stars?
I don't think people take into consideration just how many stalkers there are out there. Publishing anyone's personal info is just wrong and potentially dangerous.


 Where are the coolest places that you have performed? 
Athens Greece and Ibiza Spain rank right up there. I had a good time getting lost in Munich once too. (haha)

 
 A lot of people see you as a sex symbol.  Who do you look at and view as sex symbols?
Vin Diesel!

 
 What are your goals and ambitions for 2006? 
I've got a few things planned but for right now just to be happy and healthy and keep touring and meeting my fans.

 
 Who are your favorite performers to work with?
Kayla Kleevage (she's my sweetie) 

 
 Who won't you work with and why?
I don't do mainstream girl/guy movies.

 
 Do you have any questions for us at NinjaPimp?
Yeah, how big is your ----? Sorry, I couldn't resist. I saw that on an interview on your site. :-)

 
 What, if anything, don't you like about our site?  www.ninjapimp.com
It'll take all my free time to check everything out!

 
 Well it has been great interviewing you.  Thanks for your time. 
My pleasure sweetie, any time.


                   Missy Taylor Follow-Up Interview
                
                       Missy Taylor, she's even hotter when she's solo.

Missy how are you doing tonight?

Great! Thanks! :)

Can you tell us a little bit about your MySpace website?

Well, my myspace of course, is very "me" I'm into rock and heavy metal, and just about everything else too.  But mainly the rock! and my background is always something with skulls, cuz I love em'! My top 8 is made up of people who are all actual friends of mine :) p.s. add me! www.myspace.com/missy_taylor

We interviewed you and your sis' for NinjaPimp a while back and we've already had over 10,000 people who found our site by searching google for the term "Taylor Twins." What is it like to be that popular?
Really?? Ok, I had no idea that I was that popular! I feel special.

I've recently seen some blonde pics of you in a wig. They look great. Have you ever considered going blonde for real?

I have thought about going blonde...but I'm scared to actually do it again. I was at one point in time, but it fried my hair! I'm a natural brunette. and the Idea behind the wig pics, was that I was being a "stereo type" lol so I had the big blonde wig, and a very padded bra :)

I noticed in those pics that you look a little top heavy.  What are your thoughts on breast implants?
I am not against implants. I mean I think it's a girls decision and only her business. Hey, whatever makes you happy.

I also read that your orientation is bi. Is that just something you say to turn the guys on? (Because it works for the guys at NinjaPimp.)
I absolutely am bi.  People are always saying that women are the fairer sex, well I happen to agree, mostly.

Have you ever been with another girl?
A few :)

Indulge our fantasies here for a moment.  Have you and your sister ever fooled around with the same guy at the same time?
lol No.

How sexual are your photo shoots with your sister? Are they more playful and fun, or do they turn you on like they turn your viewers on?
They're fun for us, but I know they turn people on, for sure!

Everyone has a few turn-ons. Some people like feet, some like big boobs, and others like dirty talk. What interests Missy?
I'm into light bondage, i.e. restraints, and playful spanking here and there. and I can't deny that I looove pornos! Mostly girl on girl porn, but occasionally I'm in the mood for some on screen heterosexualism, ya know?

Something else cool that I read about you is that you like Napoleon Dynamite. What are your favorite quotes?
Hmm...well, napoleon dynamite is on my list of top 10 movies probably. I'm no expert on the movie, but I like: "what are you gonna do today napoleon?" "Whatever I feel like I wanna do! GOSH!"

Can you tell me a little bit about your interest in pitbulls?  My buddy has a pitbull and it is the friendliest dog ever.
Oh man, I could write a novel!!! I own two pitbulls, and they are the sweetest, kindest dogs ever! Seriously! I hate how they have such a bad reputation. I want the reader to check out my myspace blog entitled "Pitbull haters/lovers MUST VIEW!" It's really important to me guys! so DO IT! And seriously check out ALL the links and info in it! you can find it on my myspace, myspace.com/missy_taylor

Who is one of your favorite MySpace friends?
I have to pick 2 here, my friend Tasha (she's def. one of my best friends in real life) we have so much fun together! and I love her! Plus she's a hottie! and of course Tony, he's my all time best friend, and always there for me.

Is there anything you would like to say to the fans of NinjaPimp?
Hey guys!! Thanks for reading my interview! hehe I hope you've learned a thing or two about me, and that you take the time to check out my MySpace! I also hope you are enjoying my site as much as I am enjoying doing it! Don't forget to check out even more of me there too....www.TaylorTwins.com!

::Kisses!:: Missy


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Exclusive NinjaPimp Interview
Tussinee, Thailand's Sexiest 18 Year Old

Good morning Tussinee, how are you doing today?
I am fine and you?

Pretty good, but I'd be better if you tell the audience what you are wearing right now?
It is now morning in Thailand so I am wearing my panties and long shirt for sleep.

Well you are undoubtedly attractive, but I am unfamiliar with your work.  Are you new to the internet?
Yes, I am only 18 years old and just make new photos for my website.

You are based in Thailand, right?  How did you get involved in modeling?
Yes, I live in Bangkok with my family.  A Thai man asked my family if I wanted to
make money shooting photos (on the) internet so I can have money for school.

That sounds a little creepy.  In America, there is a feeling that young Thai girls are being exploited for sex.  What do you think about sentiment?
Many ladies go work at bars and send money home...  Thai people have no good work!

That's a good point.  Anyway, do you like
www.ninjapimp.com?  What do you think of the site?
I no understand pimp too much because Thai style not same as Farang style.  But
your site looks nice.


So, besides looking good in a bikini, what are some of your hobbies?
I like to go dancing and shopping.  I'm happy to stay with (my) mama and take care family too.

What style modeling will you do, and what style modeling won't you do?
I make sexy video now inside my website.  I really shy so I only make sexy, but no sex.

What are some of your important stats?  How tall are you, what are your  measurements?
148cm and 40 kilos

Who are your role models?
Thailand King and Queen

So do you have a professional photographer that you regularly work with?
If so, who is he or she?
I have one man and lady take me outside Bangkok and make many photo with me.  At first I was shy, but now I have good time.

Do you mind if we move to some more fun questions?
Ok

Here at NinjaPimp, we celebrate celebrity pimps.  In fact, we have tons of pimp photos, and we declare an annual Pimp of the Year.  Who do you think should be next year's Pimp of the Year?
Sorry I don't know many people from there.  Man from McDonalds

Ah yes, Ronald McPimpin'.  He's the best.  We've interviewed tons of people.  Playboy models, world record holders, world famous professional wrestlers... but you seem to be a relative newcomer.  Can you tell us a few fun facts about yourself?
My mama was lady make beauty contest and she win she young girl.

What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
I lose my dress in electric door at shopping and all people can see me

Is there anyone you have a secret crush on?
David Beckham

Do you have any questions for us at NinjaPimp?
Have you ever see Thailand?

No, I haven't been there... but I would love to visit.  Maybe we could meet up and do a photo shoot there sometime.  Well it was great to have you.  Thanks,


Ron Jeremy's Favorite Movies
by Ron Jeremy

        

Here are the five best movies of all time that I DON'T star in:

  1. The Godfather Trilogy: To me they count as one fantastic movie.
     
  2. The Manchurian Candidate: Director John Frankenheimer is a friend of mine and perhaps one of the greatest director's ever.
     
  3. Birdman of Alcatraz: Again, another John Frankenheimer movie. What can I say? I really like his work.
     
  4. Quest for Fire: What makes this movie so great is that none of the actors ever speak in the film and it's over two hours long. That requires real acting and talent and I admire that. I have had the pleasure of meeting one of the actors from the film, Ron Pearlman, and we did a movie together called Mr. Stitch. That was a real pleasure for me.
     
  5. The Rope By Alfred Hitchcock - this list is too short, but I had to work in a Hitchcock film and this one is my favorite. The whole film was shot in less than 10 takes.

Here is a list of my favorite films that I DO star in...

  1. Boondock Saints: William Defoe stars in this movie and I play Vincenzo.
     
  2. American Virgin: With Bob Hoskins and Mena Suvari. I had a great time making this film.
     
  3. Killing Zoe: A lot of people don't know that I'm the guy in the office that gets shot in the beginning of the bank robbery. You'd be surprised.
     
  4. Detroit Rock City: I got to play a strip club MC in a very recognizable role for this film and Adam is one of my best friends. Plus I love KISS.
     
  5. Orgazmo: I think every college kid in America has seen this film. It must be required for a course or something. It's just very popular. Trey and Matt did this, the same guys that do South Park. I play a villain named Jizz Master Zero, and yes, I can really kick over my head like that.
     
  6. Meet Wally Sparks: This is a Rodney Dangerfield movie. Everytime Rodney opens the door, I'm in some room getting blown. It's hysterical.
     
  7. The Chase: Charlie Sheen, Henry Rollins, Flea and Anthony, and me. Congratulations Charlie on getting married to one of the most beautiful women in the world, Denise Richards.
     
  8. Toxic Avenger 4: Troma... I think this is coming out soon. I love the guys at Troma and it was great to be part of their legacy.
     
  9. Hells Highway: You can rent this at Hollywood Video.
     
  10. Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: I had to include it in my list.

     So that's it. If you haven't seen these movies, get out there now and rent them. Be sure to tell them that Ron Jeremy sent you.

 


  

 

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