Quote of the Month:
"I'm especially looking forward
to meeting Karl Rove... Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he's
against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little
girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"
Mary Carey marycarey.com
Picture of the Month:
Special thanks go out
to model Pamela Kay. She sent us this hot little picture of her holding a
fan sign. Thanks babe! We love you too!
Submit your photos by
clicking here.
Video
of the Month The Daily Show: Watch Mary
Carey on the Daily Show as she is interviewed by Craig Colbert.
Ladies and
Gentlemen,
Can you
believe it? We managed to pull off the pimping coup of the year. We
snagged political hopeful and adult superstar Mary Carey for an exclusive
interview. We also debut Pamela Kay with her first online photos and
interview!
This has to be one of the most fascinating issues to date. Mary,
who ran for Governor of California and wrestles Carmen Electra, answers
all sorts of questions. She tells us about her love on NinjaPimp, her
affair with Tom Green, and what she thinks about afros. Pamela, by
contrast, tells us about Kate Winslet and she confesses her most
embarrassing moment.
I know you can't wait to read this bad mother, so enjoy and keep it
real... real like the
Real Ninja Facts!
Mary Carey Live with NinjaPimp
NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview, by KrazyMan How
are you doing this afternoon Mary? I am doing great tonight.
Congrats on your strong finish in the California election. You know we
were pulling for you. What were the final numbers? Well, I lost the
election but I did come in 10th out of 132 candidates
and received 11,133 votes... or something like that.
I have seen you on TV talking about your natural breasts. However, I
am not completely sold that they are 100% natural. I think you told
Howard that they were real, but can you give NinjaPimp the real scoop?
My breast are great and I love them. They are what ever you want them to
be. You can feel them too if you want.
Wow, they feel great, and I think I know the answer to my question. I
am guessing I am not the first guy to hold them. Didn't you have an
affair with Tom Green? Tom Green was really cool when I was a guest
on his show and we hooked up. He's cool. I have also hooked up with some
other people but I can't name any names.
Anyone familiar with Howard Stern knows who you are. What has he done
for your career? What do you think about him? What other celebrities
have you worked with? I love Howard Stern. He's been helpful in my
career and good publicity. Bill O'Reilly was awesome. My favorites are
Alan Colmes and Keith
Olbermann though
So you have potential careers in modeling, adult entertainment, radio,
and politics. Where do you see yourself in ten years? In 10 years I
want to be settled down and married with kids. I want to live in Florida
or Arizona.
I always ask the girls this question. Besides the Red Ninja, who do
you prefer to work with? I love working with Donnie D. who is a new
guy, and Ben English. I also love Brooke Haven. I work with Donnie and
Brooke in my first movie under my legend deal called "Inside Mary Carey".
Well I am sure I'd love to work with Brooke too. She is absolutely
gorgeous. She was great in "Surrender that Booty." By contrast though,
who don't you like to work with? I haven't worked with anyone I don't
like since I pick everyone I work with.
So, can you tell us a little about your site? Don't you work on it
yourself? My website is www.marycarey.com It has just been redone and
it is awesome. First website that I'm really proud of. Everyone needs to
check it out.
What projects are you working on right now? Are you still doing video? I
know you have a series of wrestling events with Carmen Electra. What else
are you doing? I am working on stuff for my website and for legend
video, the company I just signed a two-year contract with. It is pretty cool that you are familiar with NinjaPimp. Is there
anything you would like to say about it? I love ninjapimp.com. Great
website.
What makes you such a vocal fan of NinjaPimp? I love afros. Ben
Wallace is one of my favorite basketball players because of his afro.
Fear the fro.
Do you prefer working with guys or girls? Because if you prefer dudes,
we can let you borrow the $nowman, but if you prefer the ladies we can
hook you up with the Potter Twins. I love both. I like working with
girls better, but I like real life with guys.
Is there anything you would like to say to the fans of NinjaPImp?
I love and appreciate all my fans and thank them for all their support.
2006, the year of Mary Carey.
Thank you Mary, you are one of our biggest star interviews to date.
You are a great person, and we look forward to working with you in the
future.
Mary Carey, A Gorgeous Addition to NinjaPimp
Mary Carey's
Political Position by Ben Autobot
Mary Carey is a foxy adult
entertainment diva who ran for office under a ten point platform. As an
independent, she ran for Lt Governor of California.
Her ten point platform promised:
1) Legalize same-sex marriage
2) Tax breast implants
3) Make lap-dances tax deductible
4) Wire the California Governor's Mansion with live web-cams
5) Create a "Porn for Pistols" program to reduce the number of handguns
6) Be a goodwill ambassador to attract business to the state
7) Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for their pay
8) Fight the attacks on the porn industry by John Ashcroft and the U.S.
Department of Justice
9) Allow bars to stay open until 4:00 A.M.
10) Address the AIDS epidemic
NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview: Pamela Kay, Professional Model Good
morning Pamela, how are you doing today?
Nice to be here with you and your fans. I’m honored.
Let me get right down to business... can you tell the audience what you
are wearing right now? Light pink tube top and grey sweatpants
Well you are undoubtedly attractive, but I am unfamiliar with your
work. Are you new to the internet? Completely new! J
I’ve been doing commercial and print modeling, TV hosting and a little
movie work, but hope to get my website up and running very soon. The url
will be
www.pamelakay.net
and it’s under construction. I’d love to invite everyone to check it out
in the near future. Initially, it will be a free site. In the meantime,
if someone is interested in my work, they can contact my agent at
601-898-9221or www.swagency.net.
Like many models,
you contacted us about doing an interview. Where did you first hear about
www.ninjapimp.com? I came across your site by accident and found it creative, witty and
fun!
That's interesting. Most people think we are weird and uncreative...
Anyway, besides looking good in a bikini, what are some of your hobbies? I love animals: playing with my three cats and white German Shepard
and love horseback riding, too. I’m an amateur photographer, but I still
shoot old school 35 mill. I love to shop at garage sales and second hand
stores. I’m also really into holistic nutrition and working out. Probably
not the sexy answers you were looking for…
What style modeling will you do, and what style modeling won't you do?
I’m pretty comfortable with anything done in a tasteful and classy
way. A little mystery and something left to the imagination is very sexy…Ludacris
sings about, “being a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets”…for me
some things are best kept in private.
What are some of your important stats? How tall are you, what are your
measurements?
I’m a natural blonde with highlights and green eyes, 5’6” and my
measurement are 34D-25-36 and for the guys with foot fetishes, I wear a 7,
and almost always wear 3” heels or higher.
Who are your role models?
It depends, physically, I love Carmen Electra’s body type and Divini Rae.
Curvy girls are sexy and hot and I’m proud that JLo and Beyonce have
brought positive attention to all of us curvy girls. I’m a huge fan of
Sean Connery, Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn. Sean is an absolutely amazing
actor and still the sexiest man on earth. Chevy and Goldie are incredibly
funny and I admire people who don’t take themselves too seriously. I’m
also a huge fan of LL Cool J. He’s too sexy and talented. I really
admire Les Brown, too. He’s a motivational speaker and he said, “Someone
else’s opinion of you, does not have to become your reality”. Great quote
to think about.
So do you have a professional photographer that you regularly work
with?
Carlton Mickle is the best- www.carltonmickle.com. My career in New
Orleans took off after he photographed me. He is a perfectionist, really
creative and fun. He is now in Dallas.
Do you mind if we move to some more fun questions? Here at NinjaPimp, we celebrate celebrity pimps.
In fact, we have tons of pimp photos, and we declare an annual Pimp of the
Year. Who do you think should be next year's
Pimp of the Year?
Absolutely, Pink Panther Pimp, just because he’s really cool. I actually
have all the old Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies!
We've interviewed tons of people. Playboy models, world record holders,
world famous professional wrestlers... but you seem to be a relative
newcomer. Can you tell us a few fun facts about yourself?
I’m kind of silly, like to laugh and try to always put a positive spin on
things. I’m attracted to a man that has a great personality, isn’t
arrogant and can make me laugh. Age doesn’t matter—of course, over 18. I
love to take naps and the only networks I watch are VH1 and E—I’m addicted
to all that celebrity gossip…sad to say. I (also) photo doubled for Kate
Winslet on All the King’s Men and couldn’t fit in her shoes. She wears an
11! Lastly, if you met me in person, I’m actually pretty conservative, but
modeling let’s me explore a different side of myself.
What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
Hopefully it has to do with being topless or accidentally flashing
somebody. Sorry, no nudity here. The most embarrassing time was in the 8th
grade. I was laughing and accidentally let one rip and was horrified. I
blamed it on the poor guy in front of me and he denied it. The next thing
we knew, the class clown yelled across the room that the guy in front of
me had done it. Poor thing, he looked so confused with everyone laughing
at him. I really think he ended up thinking he had done it. Whew! That
was a close one!:)
Is there anyone you have a secret crush on? David Hasselhoff, Sean Connery and LL Cool J are all pretty hot in
their own ways.
David Hasselhoff, huh? I always
wondered who liked him. Well, thanks for your time. You are, and have
been, wonderful. Keep up the great interviews and thanks for having me. It was a
pleasure to be here.
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