Quote of the Month:
"Yes
they edit it brutally. It was 20/20 and yes it helped my career out
tremendously."
Belladonna to the NinjaPimp in regards to her infamous 20/20 Expose.
MackDonald's
by Crazyman
Without
question, Ronald McPimpin' is a funk food visionary. At a time
when big business scoffed at the idea of a restaurant that
targeted pimps and hoes, he persevered and created MackDonalds.
After failing with such soul food enterprises as
Mother F'n Chicken
and
Big Bucks Coffee,
McPimpin' hit a flavor filled home run with MackDonalds. On Apr
15, 2006 McPimpin' announced the one millionth funkburger sold
and his two millionth hoe smacked!
MackDonald's
menu includes Funkburgers,
Pimprounds,
Big Mack, Ten Incher with Cheese, Big N' Nasty, foot long
Ballsdeep Weiners,
Fly Roasted Deez Nuts,
Chicken McSuckits, Home Fries,
Honkenberry Desserts,
McFunky Dairy Desserts, Fur Pies, Nookie Cookies, and soft
drinks (Pimp
Juice,
Mountain Spew,
and
Pimpsi)
and other beverages (including 'Tang).
In addition, the waitresses sell a variety of other "services"
during limited-time promotions.
In an effort to
attract lil' pimps, MackDonalds also targets the tweens with a
variety of entertainingly funky MackDonaldland children's
characters. These include the Turd Burgler, the Fly Guys, Mayor
Goldie McChump, the Po'lice Officer Big Mack, and Mack "Yo
Momma" Tonight. Of course, nobody can forget the lovable,
hugable, king of MackDonald, Ronald McPimpin' (AKA Ronald
McDoingit or Ronald McDidyourmommasbutt).
In addition to a new
breakfast menu, including
Frosted Funks
and
Deez Nuts Crunch,
MackDonalds has been increasing its marketshare by having
spokesperson Mr. T pity any foo' who doesn't try a Big Mack with
Ronald's special sauce.
"The Man" is an
intangible bugaboo that masterminds the hardships and tragedies of
that thing we call life. Being technologically superior, he can
morph into anything he wants- your boss, the local authorities, the
president, your parents, a lawyer, the guy that signs your
inadequate paycheck, etc. You can use that last sentence as a
mad-lib for added effect.
When you work
13 hours, come home at 8:00PM to realize that you locked your key in
the apartment- blame it on "The Man"- because he made you do it.
When it takes another 2.5 hours to get some scab to open your
apartment door for you- blame it on "The Man"- it is all his fault.
When the scab requires 20 bucks to open your apartment door, beat
the crap out of the scab, because he is "The Man". But defiling the
scab/"Man" apparition will be to no avail because, by the time your
finished teaching the scab 'the true meaning of sorrow', "The Man"
will be somewhere else already- probably stealing your loved one's
monogamy.
But don't be
fooled, "The Man" can be in multiple places at once just as easily
as you eat a Twinkie in just four bites. He can simultaneously be
controlling the red stoplight you run, in his secret hideout faxing
your brain the endorphins that result in deviance, AND in the cop
car that catches you do it.
Tragically
enough- our modern society would not exist were it not for "The Man
This one goes out to the ninja!
This time we
may have outdone ourselves. We have some amazing features in this
issue of NinjaPimp Online. First we interview our BFF Michelle,
(AKA
Belladonna). Then we interview the girl formerly known as
?????????, supermodel twin ?????????. Then we get inside
the mind of Dani Summers, one of the web's hottest young models.
We also debut NinjaPimp on MySpace and we interview the busty Maxi Moom.
Maxi Moom's fans have claimed
that she has the world's largest natural breasts.
Maxi Mounds, another
NinjaPimp interviewee, has the largest breast implants in history, so it
is only fitting that these two girls' interviews can be found
exclusively on NinjaPimp! "Squeezin'"
Chesty LaRue
Executive, Grand Tetans Travel
BellaDonna, Adult SuperStar!
The Modern Day Betty Page
Michelle, how are you doing today?
I am doing very well.
Wow, it is really great for us to be interviewing you. Can
you tell the fans of our page about some of your accomplishments?
I feel that I have accomplished a lot in the adult industry. I have
won over 12 awards for my performances in movies, I have made my name
a brand name and started my own company called Belladonna
Entertainment. I am a director and producer for my own company and my
movies are some of the best sellers out there. I feel like my website
enterbelladonna.com is one of the best websites on the internet today.
I am going to ask some tough questions, are you ready? Of
course I am..
So what are you wearing right now? Tight low waisted
pants with a gray t-shirt and no bra.
That's hot. What are your measurements? What color is your hair right
now? I know I wear a 34c bra and 28 waist pants but that's it. My
hair is dark brown.
So is there anyone who you didn't enjoy working with? Sure but I
like to keep that to myself.
What male star really seems to know what he is doing during a scene?
I will give you a few names.. Rocco Siffredi, Tony T, Kurt
Lockwood and Erik Everhard.
There seems to be a slow trend where pornography is getting more and
more violent. Have you noticed that during your time in the business?
Yes I have. I like it rough but not every time I shoot. I have
heard that some people have started to punch girls and that seems to
rough for me.
Who are your favorite actors to work with? Rocco Siffredi,
Tony T, Erik Everhard, Lexingtion Steele and so many more..
Lex Steele huh... you are a tough girl. He's hung like
a NinjaPimp. Who are your favorite actresses to work with?
Dana Vespoli, Kimberly Kane, Sandra Romain, Roxy Jezel and many many
more..
Have you heard anything about Extreme Associates "freedom of
speech" lawsuit? What do you think about that situation? I have
heard little bits here and there and I am happy they won... I think as
long as people know what they are getting into then let them be.
Do you think enough is being done to protect actors and
actresses from STDs? No, I think there should be testing done
weekly... I pay for all the talent that I work with personally to get
a new test four days before we shoot so that I can feel a little more
safe..
What's the craziest thing you have done on camera? 9!$$ed in a girls
@$$#0!e, taken an =N=m@ in the #*(@& or a baseball bat in the @$$..
My God! Are you serious! That's insane!
Anyway, Do you know anyone who has gotten a disease while working in
the adult industry? Are you kidding that happens a lot. Some
people just do not take care of themselves and keep working with an
STD and ruin for a lot of people. That's why I do the new testing so I
can catch it before I get it.
Do you think that prostitution should be legalized in the
United States? Yes! I do not think it's a bad thing and then
they can require testing and condoms.
What do you think about all the girls coming in from other
countries to perform in our sex industry? I think it's fine. I
have shot a lot of girls from other countries and they are sexy and do
killer scenes...
Who are some of your friends in the industry? Has anyone gone out of their
way to help you out? I know a lot of people but outside of work
it's just my family. I do not like a lot of drama in my life.
Can you tell us about your websites? Enterbelladonna.com
is full of girls doing filthy things and loving it. I have a lot of
clips that are internet only with #!$+ing, double #!$+ing, =N=M@$ and
much more. I have a free forum that is friendly and fun. I have
a comment board for members where they can private message me. I have
all of my movies and much much more come by and visit..
My other site is called Enterdeadlynightshade.com and it's still
pretty empty but we are planning on it being for a bazaar picture book
and that is where we will post all of those types of pics.
Well, I appreciate your time. Can you take a glance at
ninjapimp.com and tell us what you think of the page? I like it
and I saw the pics of Myla.
She is one hot chick...
Is there anything you would like to
tell our fans? Thanks for all the support and tell the world to
watch out for Belladonna!
Do you have any questions for the guys at NinjaPimp? What
are you wearing??
Right now, I'm wearing nothing but Cali Marie and Cherish. Once Again,
thanks for your time! You are awesome!
NinjaPimp Interview: Dani Summers
Professional Model and NinjaPimp Enthusiast
Dani, how are you doing today? I am doing great, and I hope you are doing good too.
First, and most importantly, are they real?
Of course they are real, I am the real deal, nothing fake here, baby!!
So how did you get involved in danisummers.com? You are a relative
newcomer to the net.
I always wanted to show off my body and I've been waiting to turn 18 ,
so I can show it all off..Plus I like Sex..why not get paid at the same
time
What can guys expect to see when they become members of your site? They are going to get loads of my pics and movies, plus they get to
have access to all of the other girls in the Badgirl Network. They get
to email me and I'll email them back. They can download my movies and my
pics. And
yes, I know what you are wondering, they are going to get to see my
boobs, and they can see for themselves they are real.
Can you tell us some of your important stats? Height, weight,
measurements... etc. My stats are:
34D-23-36
Weight - a girl never gives this information out, it's guarded for life.
*giggling*
Height - 5ft 6 inches Tall
Hair - blonde
Eyes - Blue
So what do you do for fun? I like to dance, and obviously I love music. I am pretty flexible so
I like all kinds of dancing. I have some pretty kickass moves, maybe
I'll do a shoot one day and show you. *wink*
What are your favorite reality shows? I am not much into reality shows, they are so old and boring, but if
I had to choose, I'd say American Idol, because I like music. And they
have some pretty hot guys on there this year, have you seen them? Whew.
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? A movie star at the playboy mansion in the pool
We've seen a rash of celebrity adult videos. What do you think of all
of these celebrity movies? Booooooooring!! Who cares? I just don't see what all the hype is
about.
Do you have a MySpace page? No I don't have one yet, but who knows, I may get one someday, I am
just really enjoying doing this right now.
If you don't mind, I am going to ask a non-sex related question.
What do you think of our troops overseas? I think they are doing their jobs and I support them, but I don't
like this war at all. I just think they should send our troops home with
their families and stop this madness.
What are your pet peeves? I hate people who judge people based on silly things like gender,
race and things like that. Judging people is lame in my opinion. Oh and
I hate it when people chew with their mouth open, that's just plain
nasty.
What is your most embarrassing moment? I went to this really nice place to have dinner with some friends,
we were all dressed nice, dresses and heels, you know those kinds of
places. I had a plate full of food and as I was walking back to our
table, I tripped on one of my own heels and fell and food went
everywhere. I HATE high heels
to this day. *laughing* But it was pretty funny afterwards.
Have you ever seen anything on the net that just bothers you? I know
I hate those child modeling sites. What do you hate? Well I think the child modeling sites are a given, no one in their
right minds wants to see that. Other than that, I think the worst thing
I have seen on the net is when these people do mean things to animals
just for the sake of getting attention, being mean to a helpless animal
is just wrong!!
Do you have a nemesis? If so, who is it? No, I don't have a nemesis.
What would you like to say to the fans on NinjaPimp? I would like to say that this is one of my favorite sites, I have
been coming here for a few weeks now and I love it. It's one of the few
stops I make online daily. I like reading all of the interviews here.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Who cares? I am 18, having fun just being who I am right now and
enjoying life, I'll worry about 5 years 4 years from now.
Have you ever heard of AfroSquad? What do you
think of it?
I just recently heard of it, but I have had loads of fun getting to know
the place.
Can you tell us about some of your upcoming photo shoots?
Well I wish I could, but I am a spur of the moment kinda girl and I like
doing things in the moment, why plan it? That's so boring, there is just
no telling what I might do next.
Maxi, how are you doing tonight? I'm
feeling fine these days, especially since the morning sickness has
gone :)) Otherwise I'm as happy as a preggy can be :)
I
heard that you have he largest natural breasts of any thin woman on
the internet. Do you think that is true? Don't
know really, I'm not competing in that manner, but I know fans love
comparisons and stats, so I would rather let them have fun with it.
One thing is for sure - that nature was extremely generous with my
breasts, have to admit that.
We
recently interviewed Maxi Mounds. According to the Guinness Book
of World Records Maxi has the largest breasts in the world. What
would you think about doing a photo shoot with her?
You just got the official answer to previous question :) I saw that
lovely lady for the first time on your site and would be honored to
pose together with such a famous model. Unfortunately, I'm kinda shy
and never did any photo shoots with other models.
What
are your feelings on breast implants.
Every woman has absolute
right to choose how she will look. Personally, I would never do any
aesthetical surgery on my body, not implants, nor reduction. I
wouldn't do it even if I would have no breasts at all, but that's
just me.
So
what brought you to TopHeavy.com? I heard your husband had
something to do with it.
It was my boyfriend's idea to contact TopHeavy, back in June 2001.
He showed me the site and explained how it works. Then he introduced
me to BreastMaster (the owner of TopHeavy), who became interested in
engaging me as a model. So, I started modeling and it all happened
to be a great fun for me. I was getting dozens of emails each
day, lots of compliments, supporting words and shooting
requests. Since the reaction was very positive, BreastMaster created
a page for me at TopHeavy and that's the only place where I appeared
in last 5 years. In January of 2006 I moved to my own website at
www.maximoom.com
and that's the place where you can find me now..
Do
you have a large fan base on the net? If so, what would you like to
say to them? Yes,
I have LOTS of fans, much more then one would expect from amateur
model. I am already communicating personally with all of them, so
don't have any general message, except that I love them all
and being adored by so many guys is a real happiness for a woman.
So
why do you cover your face in your photos?
Ah, that's an old story
and most of fans already know it. As you might guess, I have a
regular job and career, so the situation forced me to start modeling
this way or not to model at all.
A lot of people see you
as a sex symbol. Who do you look at and view them as sex symbols?
Never thought about sex
symbols... But guess it's individual and wouldn't be wise to make
any generalizations. Personally, I'm glad to be seen as a sex
symbol. I'm happy when my fans are happy, so it's my pleasure too
when guys are enjoying my photos and videos. I got that gift from
Nature, simply have to show it and make people happy, it appear to
be my mission. Certainly wouldn't be fair to hide something that
people desire to see so much.
Well it has been
great interviewing you. Thanks for
your time. You're
welcome. I enjoyed too!
Submitted Fan Picture: by Irresistible Danielle
NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview:
Anonymous Hot Twin Models
So what happened to your gig as the modeling on an adult website?
We are no longer working wit them. We are actually in a lawsuit
right now.
Never once did they get a model release on any of that work;
therefore, all that work is posted illegally and they did not give us
any royalties, and they are a screwed up company. They are known
as: teen revenue, first choice management, triple X cash and gm global
inc.
That's
crazy. My friends the Taylor Twins had similar issues with Phil
Flash.
Speaking of twins, what was it like working with the Simpson Twins?
We were friends
with the Simpson Twins (they were going to be called the Smart twins)
They are from Pennsylvania. They are very nice girls, and they
like to go clubbing and to the beach a lot. They are awesome.
They drive the same car as us too and from the east like us. (We
have) many other things in common with them as well. They're just
straight out fun, and great friends
So besides me,
the NinjaPimp, who has been your favorite person to work with?
If I could date anyone I have worked with it would be one of the
Simpson Twins!!! Hell yeah!
As a twin, I saw a scene where you worked with a guy who was
hung like a NinjaPimp. What did you think of him?
As the guy we
worked with was really nice, we worked with him previously for Jimmy
Lifestyles too his name is Arby...defianly a GREAT guy! Very nice and
considerate.
Have you
worked with any other relatives. We all know you worked together, but we'd love to see you with your other sister. You
mom is also a MILF. No, We have
not worked with any other relatives
How old were
you when "the twins" started fooling around with guys? We were 16
when we first fooled around with guys.
You do a lot
of cool stuff on camera, but what won't you do? We will do
anything, but we will not touch each other....ewwwww...incest is not
best we don't put each other to the test! We don't do @n@l,
interracial, cream #*(@, or anything gross like that.
What do you
think of ninjapimp.com?
Ninjapimp is a great
site, very nice indeed and helped us back in 2004 when we had to do a
release about fraud that someone did under our names, thanks for
letting us tell our story.
Afrosquad is also
GREAT!!!
So what's the
story with your tattoos and piercings? We have
piercings and tattoos...as for tattoos; I have a Playboy bunny, a star
and a rose...my twin has a rose over the Malone tattoo, a Gemini sign,
and cherries...as for piercing we both have our eyebrows, labias,
ears, tongues, and belly buttons pierced.
That is an
amazing amount of piercings! Can you tell me about your myspace
page?
I like MySpace and I get to put pictures of myself and write about my
thoughts, talk to fans and friends, and meet new people. I put a lot
of heart into the way I design my page to best fit my personality!
Here's a
question that I just asked Belladonna. Do you think prostitution
should be legal?
I think
prostitution should not be legal. Porn is tested and taken thought
into where prostitution sure its kind of like porn, but you don't get
tested. There are so many dangers...
So isn't your
sister pregnant?
Yes
Have you ever
considered plastic surgery?
I thought about getting my breast done, only one size just not for my
work but for more confidence, and I want to do a little lypo in my
stomach since my pregnancy in 2003 gave me a tiny pouch. I want to get
rid of 4 -5 inches off my waist, but a body wrap might do that.
How old should you be to work in the adult industry, and do you prefer
working with men or women?
I think a girl should be
18 to legally do p0rn, just like it is now. girl/girl is so
much better than b/g and way more gentle for us small petite girls
In a recent
adult movie, your sister gets reamed. What's the story behind
that?
My twin was in
pain during that scene we just showed up and started, my sis used an
=N=M@ and that was about it.
Well, do you
have anything else? We would like
to tell our fans to keep watching for our new line of work...its more
enthusiastic and here is something for our fans...
Lex Steele huh... you are a tough girl. He's hung like
a NinjaPimp. Who are your favorite actresses to work with?
Dana Vespoli, Kimberly Kane, Sandra Romain, Roxy Jezel and many many
more.. 
If you don't mind, I am going to ask a non-sex related question.
What do you think of our troops overseas?
Do you have a nemesis? If so, who is it?
