Afro-Squad Army,
Welcome to the AfroSquad! The Afro-Squad is a
page dedicated to destroying the Man! As you know, the Man is the
evil anti-pimp who is bent on ruling the world! Our heroes the
SnowMan and KrazyMan run this truckin' page, and they intend to educate
you about the man while entertaining you with fun interviews, humorous
advertisements, and crazy movies.
If you'd like to see regular updates to this
page, make sure to check back with
Afro-Squad.com every month for funky fresh eye candy!
The SnowMan
Check Out Afro-Squad's
Latest Movies... Tired of
movies that don't feature KrazyMan and $nowMan? Well then IFILM has the
answer for you. NinjaPimp.com, in conjunction with the AfroSquad, have
all of your favorite movies available at the click of a button. Watch
such classics as "Return of the Man" and the Ass Wipes commercial for
free. Even the Man can't stop this counterculture revolution!
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Afro-Squad Takes Over
MySpace, Bitch... Are the monthly
updates of NinjaPimp.com not enough for a pimp like you? We guessed
not. For those of you who need to be in the know, we have a MySpace
page that is chock full of new content! You can read our bulletins,
check out our blog, leave comments, and tell us what you think of our
pictures. All you need to do is sign up for MySpace. Unlike a night
with Cali Marie and Cherish, It is free!
Check it Out
SimPimp,
Pimp Online or Die Trying... Without question,
KrazyMan is a visionary. At a time when publishers sniffed at the idea
of a game in which there was ho smacking and Faygo drinking, he
persevered to create the genre-setting masterpiece, SimPimp. The
continuity of its concept and popularity of its successors, Super
Mario Pimp and Mike Tyson's Wife Punchout, should speak for
the genius in the concept KrazyMan laid forth so many years ago.
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Understanding the
Man... The best way to
defeat the Man is to understand the Man. That's why KrazyMan
offers his modern social commentary on the Man. This article
promises to educate you on the motives, design, and thinking of
the Man. Because to be the Man, you have to beat them Man.
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Deez Nutz Really
Crunch...
AfroSquad has always been one of the great Photoshop sites on
the net. In fact, we made our name with great commercials for
Frosted Funks, Pimp Rounds, and Gigantic Wieners. Before there
were Chocolate Salty Balls, there was Quake Her Oats!
View our Products
Pimp
Quotes for the Whole Family... Let's face it, pimps say the darndest things. When it comes
to memorable quotes, forget Mark Twain and John F. Kennedy. We
know that the greatest quotes come from guys like Dr. Melvin
Thundercock and Sir Welton B. Smackdown. Those guys know how to
make lyrical magic.
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Gigantic Wieners For Your Buns... Our
specialty is delivering delicious wieners that are superior to
any other sausage. Every "Gigantic Wiener" measures at least 20
inches, and is hand delivered to your (back) door by KrazyMan,
SnowMan, Red Ninja or NinjaPimp. We top it all off with our
patented secret dressing that gives every Gigantic Wiener that
famous, irresistible zest.
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Mack
Donalds' Pimpin' New Ways... Without question, Ronald McPimpin' is a funk food
visionary. At a time when big business scoffed at the idea of a
restaurant that targeted pimps and hoes, he persevered and
created MackDonalds. After failing with such soul food
enterprises as
Mother F'n Chicken
and
Big Bucks Coffee,
McPimpin' hit a flavor filled home run with MackDonalds. On Apr
15, 2006 McPimpin' announced the one millionth funkburger sold
and his two millionth hoe smacked!
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