THE PZ MONTHLY INTRO
Mike: Well, in Bum Town, you can jack-off in a movie theatre. And I don't mean with your hand either. They give you a mechanical arm and a paper towel. In Bum Town, you can jack-off in a MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a lapdance in Bum Town?
Alex: Mmm...orange soda.
Mike: No, dude I said 'lapdance'. They got the metric system
there, they wouldn't know what the
fuck an orange soda is.
Alex: There's no orange soda!!?!
Mike: Royale-Wack!
Alex: The hell's that!??
Mike: Lapdance is a Royale-Wack!
Alex: What the hell's a BJ then?
Mike: BJ's a BJ, but they call
it Le BJ.
Alex: Hey, Mike...What do they call a Spanking?
Mike:
I dunno, I didn't go into a Jiggly Room.
But you know what they put
on dick's in Holland instead
of condoms?
Alex: AHHH! My nuts are on fire!!
Mike: What the hell's that smell?!
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