Yes, the new one is out! The brand new
edition of You know you're
a redneck when...
take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can
entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high
6. The Salvation Army declines your
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your
and they don't want it.
8. You have the local
taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has
"ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't
have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations
keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your
21. You consider your license plate personalized,
because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal
is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad
and they all say "Cool Whip" on the
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your
ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your
and does $100,000 worth of
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation
because you were on jury
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65
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