Like playing Russian roulette with 6 bullets.

Sugar coating a turd and calling it a donut.

Paying for your own shackles.

Re-marrying your first wife.

Like licking a hunting knife.

A non consensual sex change.

Drinking from a toilet.

George Washington advancing Benedict Arnold for selling out West Point.

Chickens voting for Col.Sanders.

Masturbating with a cheese grater.

Using a hatchet to swat a mosquito on your forehead.

Having a choice between electrocution, hanging, or the firing squad.

Dumb and Dumber is your brothers and you have the lower IQ.

Being the unwilling victim in “Deliverance”.