Voting for Obama is like ...
Sliding down a fifty foot razor blade into an Olympic sized swimming pool full of fecal matter.
Slamming your head into a concrete wall!
Like playing Russian roulette with 6 bullets.
Sugar coating a turd and calling it a donut.
Paying for your own shackles.
Re-marrying your first wife.
Like licking a hunting knife.
A non consensual sex change.
Drinking from a toilet.
George Washington advancing Benedict Arnold for selling out West Point.
Chickens voting for Col.Sanders.
Masturbating with a cheese grater.
Using a hatchet to swat a mosquito on your forehead.
Having a choice between electrocution, hanging, or the firing squad.
Dumb and Dumber is your brothers and you have the lower IQ.
Being the unwilling victim in “Deliverance”.