ALL YOU SICK, YOU INFIRM, THOSE THAT SUFFER FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, COME CLOSE TO YOUR TV, PLACE YOUR HAND ON THE SCREEN AND REPEAT AFTER ME...
OH MERCIFUL KERRY, PLEASE GRANT MY REQUEST FOR HEALING, LET ME THROW DOWN THE BURDEN OF DISEASE AND WEAKNESS AND IN RETURN I PROMISE TO ALWAYS VOTE DEMOCRAT. PLEASE WATCH OVER ME AND PROTECT ME FROM THE REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS AND THAT OLD SERPENT THE MASTER OF EVIL GEORGE BUSH. IN THE NAME OF HILLARY CLINTON AND TED KENNEDY I PRAY. AMEN
NOW ARISE !! THROW DOWN THOSE CRUTCHES, GET OUT OF THAT WHEELCHAIR !! AND WALK !!! *Note: those healed by John Kerry who have an erection lasting longer than four hours should seek immediate medical attention.
You can take the ambulance chaser out of the law office, but you can't take the law office out of the ambulance chaser. Is the body even cold yet?
John Kerry... Graduate of the Benny Hinn School of Faith Healing...
I guess your still holding your vote until Edwards promises Kerry will raise the dead.
Plus, loaves and fishes! And no more leprosy! John Kerry is the Promised One!
And we know Kerry will raise the dead because they will be voting for him in Chicago and Philly and New Orleans.
The Democrats are experts at getting the dead to rise up and walk - and vote, too!
Kerry thinks he IS Jesus. Every time he makes a statement, his entire staff moans, "Jesus!"
Actually, after the John Edwards statement, the Kerry/Edwards ticket rose 5 points in the latest Zombie Poll.
When John Kerry is President those bound to wheel chairs will walk, the blind will see, the deaf will hear, Fat people will be thin, thin people will gain muscle mass, the ugly will be beautiful . . we'll all walk on water and terrorists will be nothing but a nuisance like illegal gambling and prostitution!
Will Kerry cure impotence and flatulence, too?
Remember, if you are paralyzed, January 20, 2005 will be a magical day for you…. Just vote for John Kerry and ye shall be healed !!!!!!
"Before this is over, Kerry will be able to bring 'em back from
Perhaps, but he'll never be able to make liberals think.
Commentary: Just when you think they've hit
rock bottom, they break out the drill and plumb even lower.
Next week I'm hoping they start dancing with poisonous snakes!