Internet Home Of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Bush and Kerry
Questions to John
Question: President Bush and yourself
are rich, what suggestions do you have for someone to be as successful as
John Kerry: You have to have a
plan, the plan I had was to find a rich wife. My first wife was very rich worth
millions. My second wife was very very rich worth a billion. So the secret is
finding a rich wife, and work your plan.
Question: What is your plan for
I have a plan for Iraq where
the president doesn't have a plan. My plan is a good well thought out plan.
Mr. Bush's plan is not working because he doesn't have a plan but my plan will
work. I planned my plan before Mr. Bush thought about a plan. It important for
the people to know that my plan is a working plan, it will work because I
planned to have a plan for the working people. I sincerely hope I have
made it perfectly clear how my plan will work.
Question: Could you be more
"I think it's important to
show the people you have a plan If you don't have a plan, I don't
think people are going to have much confidence in you. But I have a plan. I have
a specific plan about manufacturing jobs, a specific plan about how we're going
to fight for a fair playing field, a specific plan about science, technology
investment. A specific plan about health care. I think you have to run an
affirmative campaign, and I think you have to - I have to - show America that I
have a plan for the country, And I do have a plan. And that's what I'm
doing talking about my plan"
Question: Besides your plan what other
actions would you take in Iraq
I will personally fly over
enemy positions in a helicopter dripping deadly Botox from my
I will send in Howard Dean.
Dean will visit with alíSadr and discuss the higher points of Dental Hygiene as
well as various varieties of boils and contagious skin disorders. Also I will
drop Nair bombs on the insurgents. Without their thick, wooly beards, they'll
have no will to fight.
Send in France's legendary
Surrender Armada and give those insurgents a surrendering they'll never
Have the UN pass a resolution
requiring the insurgents to lay down their arms.
Declare the war "a tie" so as not
to hurt anyone's self-esteem. Surely the fighting will stop once everyone feels
good about themselves.
Question: In this election who is your
most important voter
I will have the support of
what is called the silent majority - the dead.
Everyone ignores the graveyard
vote; I'm sure they'll support me as one of their own.
Democratic Party will protect their right to vote, as
Home Page For Conspiracy