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Kerry Meant...Aliens? (read the last few words of this Kerry quote)
CNN| October 4, 2004 | John Kerry

"But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere."--

John Kerry(Excerpt) Read more at ...

So, now we have it... in order to defend itself, the United States must get authorization not just from our allies... and not just from our enemies (after all, the "globe" would presumably include the country we intend to attack?) but now we have to get permission from the entire UNIVERSE, which I presume would include beings we don't yet know exist, or have any formal lines of communication with...
In other news, John Kerry announces that Art Bell will come out of retirement to be Secretary of State in a Kerry administration...
Nearly 1,000,000 Klingons were disenfranchised in the 2000 election. "Oh, the non-humanity! So know we know what Kerry meant that "world leaders" backed him. He was referring to OTHER worlds!

No wonder he couldn't say which "foreign" leaders supported him. Here they are: 

He's talkin' about ELSEWHERE, man! And just what do you think that elsewhere is? L.A.? NO way... he's talkin' about somewhere "not in the globe".

He's talkin' about that mother ship from whence he came. That's heavy, but it explains a lot.

The Kerry Administration members if elected
Secretary of Defense: Commander Wharf
CIA Director: James Van Praagh
Vice President: Crossing over with John Edward
National Security Advisor: BatBoy
Secretary Of Agriculture: The Crop Circle Guys
Secretary of the Interior: An Ewok

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