Mullah's Plan To Boost Job Market:
Fanatics To Blow Themselves Up!
As part of the anniversary ceremonies of Iman Khomeini's death, an
international gathering of candidates for suicide bombing will take place in
Tehran under the title " Suicide in Tehran." The "Center for the
appreciation of the Shahid" of the world Islamic Movement, declared today
that an international gathering of "Shahids" (martyr bombers) is to
take place with the objective of presenting suicide bombing as the most
effective and influential method to compel occupying forces to flee Muslim
territories. The ceremony will include participants from various Jihad movements
and will take place on 06/06/04 in the AL-SHOHADAH HALL at 7th Batir square.
The Application Form(This job is well paid, well established, it will blow you away, it will take every piece of you to all corners of this Earth, it will associate you with 72 angels upon the accomplishment of your task. It will take you to the heaven you've always dreamed of.)
Registration for Martyrdom Operations
Children: Birth Date:
What Martyrdom Operations are you Prepared For?
Against the Occupiers in Iraq ___________________________
Against the Occupiers in Jerusalem ______________________
Towards the Execution of the Fatwa against Salman Rushdie _________
I declare the above
And additionally I am interested in membership in the Global Islamic Martyrdom Brigades
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SUICIDE INSTRUCTOR: Watch carefully, I'm only going to show you this once.
This is definitely a temporary position...
At least this time, nobody is going to complain about Mexico and India taking all the jobs.
I'm glad when I was a kid my folks encouraged us to build lemonade stands
and mow lawns for our spending money....